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keep that gay shit away from me before i whoop yo ass

*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is advised.

i’m starting to think “whoop yo ass” by dl males is some kind of code in the beginning.
foxes,
you know once he gets you

He definitely puts down a whoopin’ on yo ass

…and it ain’t with his paws either.
it never fails that some male who secretly gets down is plotting on being alone with you.
they stay trying to fight you and it in the process.
it might take months or even years,
but dl males be acting like sharks out here.
like blood,
they can smell your gayness a mile away.
this sims movie did a good job with the initial dl hook up between rashad and jordan.
it’s called “the visitor” and it’s on pornhub…

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is victoria monet about to have twins by the fionest personal trainer on ig?

the “moment” video from victoria monet was a moment.
i mean,
the chemistry is on 1000%:

this is how i was introduced to her.
well,
victoria debuted something else today in the form of pregnancy:

…and word in the forest,
her baby favvah of her twins is…

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everyone has stories but many of them aren’t best sellers

*You ever met someone and was intrigued by their mystery?
like,
you wanted to know more but they were real elusive about their moves.
the moment you got to know them tho,
they killed all the vibes because they weren’t what you thought they’d be?

snap.
ig.
facebook.
whatsapp.
twitter.
all of these platforms have stories.
kim kardashian’s social media is determined to kill folks mystery.
everywhere we turn,
there is another platform urging us to share our lives in story form.
this is the latest to join in on the story hype…

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was common out here trying to allegedly sexually assault jaguar wright?

one thing i’ve learned about social media,
jobs,
and the industry:

It’s not the place to find friends

now that isn’t saying you can’t meet someone(s) cool in those places,
and eventually they can become your friends after a heavy screening,
but you gotta be real careful with how folks move.
if not,
you’ll be carrying around high expectations and catchin’ “L”s each time.
i remember jaguar wright from off jay-z “unplugged” album.
her voice is magical,
her first album wasn’t as good,
she was in a commercial

…and then she just upped and vanished.
well she’s back and had recent smoke for all the neo-soul folks she fucked with.
the roots,
erykah badu,
and jill scott,
but what she alleges about common
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damn, they just yoinked the mask right off of ellen, huh?

i’ve heard many rumors over the years about ellen.

Ellen is a demon!!!

allegedly.
i’ve heard of people who worked under her,
or at that job,
that left with no good stories to share.
a boss who isn’t toxic won’t have their work environment like that.
it made me disappointed in ellen.
she is “dory” in “finding nemo” dammit!
i mean hell…
she came out and still made a way despite the obstacles in her path.
well this news hit and it’s about to be a wash via “variety“…

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i brought the rona to the cookout and she might have went home with someone else

the pretty vixen said she went to social distancing 4th kickback,
but one of the vixens that was there literally just recovered from the rona.
she was so tite.
all weekend,
i saw folks out and about with no fucks to give.
i peeped someone’s ig story at a bbq that was wall to wall people.
not a mask in sight.
this was atl at “compound” over the weekend:

let’s circle back about that hennessy bottle in the last video,
k?
this is a holiday weekend where everyone will be outside.
the issue there are many who have the rona and don’t gaf.
snow jackal,
corey hannon,
went to fire island for the weekend for the 4th.
Β he posted the following that someone took a screen shot…

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