another “how to” reminder in bagging “straights” off IG

i have to font this

Give yourself props if you went after a male that claimed they were “straight”.

not because its DL shit but because you followed your instincts.
not only that,
you went after what you wanted and got it.
give yourself props for that.
you did something that many want to do.
they are paying for 2 second clips; you got the real thing.
some of you have bagged some of the sexiest off social media.
ya’ll have shown me pics,
texts,
and videos and i always ask myself…

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dwight howard tells ya’ll to mind ya’ll bedrooms

dwight howard told ya’ll.
he saidddddddddd:

“Yeah,
I got caught up but mind your damn business.”

sheesh.
okay fine,
he didn’t say it like that but he said it almost like that

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jon moody, his bawdy, the 90s heartthrob, and his bawdy

jon moody has come a long way since we last fonted about him.
he has been on a reality show,
a tyler perry show,
and has found himself in a relationship:

 

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that bawdy and tail haven’t changed tho:

 

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i kept seeing this video pop up on my youtube tl with jon.
he was having a workout with a 90s heartthrob and…

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a dude named romeo in the 90s had my young ass sprung

when i was a baby millennial,
while the straights were crushing on ashley banks in the 90s,
i was crushing heavy on a wolf named romeo on the steve harvey show

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michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it

i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23

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some attentionistos have made it hard to believe they get by on looks alone

as of late,
is it wrong for me to font:

I don’t believe a single thing I see on social media these days.

i feel like 98% of things posted are cap,
especially from males.
there is a real bts story that we won’t be shown.
well,
that is “until“.
until someone gets sick of their shit and goes for exposure.

when it comes to the attentionistos,
i use to wonder how they had no jobs or careers but…

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