I have some tips for my ballers who are reading…
STAY AWAY FROM THE SKRIPPAS
I think it is best to keep your money out of any skrippa’s g strings.
Michael Huff obviously lost his mind briefly.
I don’t care if the ho knows how to pop her pussy in mid-air
while juggling apples with a banana in her clit…
Drop 50 cents on that chick and K.I.M.
Shawty looks good.
You want to feel the inside of her walls without a condom on.
Stupidity at it’s finest.
Well before when you could afford it,
you could add another child to the list.
This go round…. eh eh.
If you plan on fuckin some Vixen’s on this extended break,
try to keep all nut out of their cheeks.
Having some ho pregnant is NOT a good look this year.
BMWS, NAVIS, AND RANGES – OH NO
The car you have now is good.
Your ass should be home reading a book any damn way.
But since you are a baller and the word “floss” is in your vocab,
you are going to get bored and want to drive something new.
Well you better get acquainted with your already new whip.
You do not need to go get another car, truck, or like Chad Johnson…
…a fucking big rig.
CUT THE HANGER ONERS LOOSE
I see them all the time with you in the club.
A whole bunch of no namers with bottles they didn’t buy,
clothes they didn’t buy,
and hoes…. they didn’t buy.
Those negros who are hanging around you for free…
Yeah, they done for a while.
What have they done for you lately?
Tell em go get a part-time job at Mickey Dees until #lockout is over.
IT’S CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
Baby mamas and girlfriends can stay.
Foxes you already been creepin with can stay.
Jamari Fox can stay.
Those extra “one in each city” whores gotta go.
Sorry ladies but your mortgage payments are up.
Flying them out to fuck you for one weekend gotta stop.
Unless they are fucking for free…
… you may have to let the pussy be.
MODELING OR ACTING: CHOOSE ONE?
Are you good-looking? Funny? Charismatic?
Well look no further!
Now is the time to make your agent find you a part-time gig.
That part-time gig maybe showing how good you can model for dog food.
do something where you are half-naked.
You know… for our pleasure.
You cannot be on a #lockout without getting half-naked… just once.
Last but not least…
I know some of y’all don’t even know how to spell the word “budget” LOL
But it is time to take out that calculator and figure out what is of importance.
So if you don’t know HOW to actually work a calculator…
Get your agent to draft a budget and follow it.
Or, this Fox may even help you if you’d like.