we can’t avoid them.
hell they aren’t easy to ignore.
you know them very well.
they are the fun-filled characters who dominate our social media experience.
they have the best bodies and perfect faces.
they are a mystery (until you find their twitter and it completely turns you off).
they command re-blogged pictures and over 100 likes.
same face; same smile; same poses.
this is how they keep up their “celebrity” status.
they always have a talent (average at best).
it’s like they need to “be” something for us to like them.
model, rapper, singer, or business man.
one that we hope will one day be recognized by the upper echelon.
but for now,
they find their audience through computer screens and cell phones.
they are our fantasy.
we hope that with enough comments,
they will finally “@” us to show their acknowledgement.
well i’m here to tell you stop being stupid…

i don’t know what it is,
but i refuse to be thirsty.
i don’t like to know that i am one of many.
this is why i don’t wait in lines for autographs or cell phones.
i like to be the only one who you take seriously.
you may have your whores on the side,
but i come first.
which means looking like a bird under a comment is not my cup of tea.
usually,
these wolves/foxes/and hybrids are that of my fantasy.
i will admit that i do like to look at them.
who wouldn’t?
they are often times shirtless and looking like:

“come get this dick…
after you wait in that long ass line like a black friday sale for a $100 dollar computer.“

i often highlight them on my site because they are something to “talk” about.
does it mean they will ever get somewhere?
no.
but again, they give a quick nut for many…
…and that is how you treat them.
they’re that jack off fantasy and their body is there for to pleasure your imagination.
i have no doubt in my mind the sex would probably be absolutely terrible in life.

see.

so here is some tips i thought up of how to successfully deal with an attention whore:

1. NEVER comment under their pictures.

why?
first off, you are the only guy in the comments.
i laugh when they get upset dudes comment under their pictures.
with the straight attention whores,
they like to highlight the fact they like pussy.
you commenting only makes you look like that random gay who is super dehydrated.
attention whores have a nasty habit of outing the wolf/fox/or hybrid who comments or sends an email.
don’t get embarrassed.

2. your attention makes them uncomfortable

they will find you.
trust that.
if you are cute with a nice body,
fat ass,
or you are making your own moves…
they will find a way to hit you up.
these are the ones you find on chat sites hiding out with no picture.
they are in the dl club hiding out in the corner.
that is the only place where they don’t want attention.
plus, it’s easy to say “someone stole my pictures” if they are ever caught (+).
it is just a matter of luck running into one.

3. STOP hitting up personal trainers for “advice”

stop.
you are hitting him up for business.
he will respond as business.
the fantasy of him banging you out on an exercise mat is just that: a fantasy.
unless you genuinely see past the body,
then you can hit him up for training.
most of the time tho,
the personal trainers only train vixens to get some pussy.
oldest trick in “getting bitches”.

4. gay attention whores are the worst.

i have never met cattier men.
they are a mixture of a bitch and a nigga.
they are narcissistic, uppity, and run with A TON of drama.
they heard it all before so now they just become sex monsters.
these are the ones to actually stay away from because everyone had a piece.
i have never met one gay attention whore who is actually a decent human being.
pass go.

5. they don’t trust anyone that they haven’t grown up with

more than not,
they will not be your friends.
they get so much bullshit fed to them that they don’t trust anyone.
plus, they have to look out for people exposing their trifling ways.
so hitting the attention whore up for friendship is a waste of time.
they only want followers and people who will constantly boost up their egos.
when they get sad,
you will be “the one he calls to make him feel better“.
why even be a part of that?

6. they will do anything to be put on

do you think that this whore will make an honest way in the door?
um what weed you smoking?
that mofo will turn gay at the drop of a dime to get into hollywood.
they fail to realize people only want to fuck them.
that same gay wolf/jackal/or hyena could be the person who has access to let you in the door.
you never know who will rise faster than you.
who gives a damn if they can sing and dance while cooking a christmas ham?
those cheeks will be spread,
throat will coat,
or dick will get wet to be in a video or get a record deal.
hence the word: whore.
i hope they don’t think vixens run the entertainment world?

you ever notice that there are no white attention whores?
they actually get on television.
white attention whores know the right people to talk to and fuck for the best connections.
they are the reality show stars or the newest actor in people magazine.
they know how to twist that attention for their benefit to help them get that 15 minute check.
black attention whores usually stay online.
many of them are broke and their timelines show how biased they are.
we don’t pay attention because we are only seeing pecs and body.
this is why they are a quick nut and a faster exit.
but realistically, they become boring and we move on.

finally,
the best way to handle an attention whore is to ignore it.
they strive on attention.
i know a few attention whores in the industry and they are always trying to get my attention.
i don’t pay them whores no mind.
i got moves to make and i would hate to know my man is whoring online.
i need all his attention on me, our success, and all this butt cheeks and throat i give him.

i don’t like to share.