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The Straights Kill Me (Wow)

tumblr_m5i1yqdRe01ryu1fxo1_500this is why i thank god we can’t have kids.
i couldn’t deal.
so i was talking to one of the f-bi last night and they were filling me in on a wolf i’ve featured.
i would have said “an attention whore”,
but you know that gets folks all riled up.
anyway…
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Sex For Paychecks (The American Way)

CASTINGCOUCHso yesterday i was speaking with a casting director at work.
we ended up talking about a lot of industry related stuff.
i told her i always wanted to get into casting.
i said i can spot good “talent”.
you already know i have a good eye when it comes to fine wolves.
she didn’t need to know that.
we started to talk about the “other side” of the industry.
the ones that isn’t marshmallows,
sprinkles,
and candy corn.
what she said pretty much opened up my eyes.
my mouth as well…
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The Online Attention Whore Who Was Full of Shit

largecan i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…

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Attention Whores, Torpedo Tits, and Fashionista Boy Toys

kim-kardashian-bikini-6all the @attentionwhores must slowly come to an end.
the “swagg” comes to an end,
the fucks are lost in the mail,
and they become “the use to be” real fast.
when you are a slave to social media,
you always have to keep up appearances.
so kim kardashain has blown up!
she brought her new torpedo tits to paris to join yeezus at givenchy’s show.
what happened to the vixen above?…
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You In Here Trolling For Instagram Pipe Like The Rest of Us.

tumblr_mlw4jbJ3mk1r5gmyoo1_1280so you follow @attentionwhore instagram.
pick one.
there are a ton.
either his body was glistening more than usual,
or he went in on something sexual,
but something inside you started typing a comment.
one that was kinda bold.
well said @attentionwhore decided to reply:

“thats a lil suspect son.”
“wow thats that homo shit.”
“why are you even commenting under my shit nigga?”

embarrassing, i’m sure.
all the vixens are laughing and making comments.
they too are fiending for the dick.
you aren’t who i’m side eying at the moment.
its the other hyenas in the comment box who got something to say:

“wow *insert smiley face emoticons* @attentionwhore”
“thats real suspect son @attentionwhore”
“you sure told him @attentionwhore”

gina-moving-in-with-martin-ouuuh…
ya’ll crusty face dumb ass negros following him too.
i know ya’ll not following for the #foodporn and the drinks.
don’t start trying to get in good with @attentionwhore for brownie points.
especially at the expense of someone else.
stop the foolishness.
stop it right now.
oh and cut the “son” and “bruh” too.
you don’t say that shit in real life and you know it.
thanks.
FXHLE MGMT.