You In Here Trolling For Instagram Pipe Like The Rest of Us.

tumblr_mlw4jbJ3mk1r5gmyoo1_1280so you follow @attentionwhore instagram.
pick one.
there are a ton.
either his body was glistening more than usual,
or he went in on something sexual,
but something inside you started typing a comment.
one that was kinda bold.
well said @attentionwhore decided to reply:

“thats a lil suspect son.”
“wow thats that homo shit.”
“why are you even commenting under my shit nigga?”

embarrassing, i’m sure.
all the vixens are laughing and making comments.
they too are fiending for the dick.
you aren’t who i’m side eying at the moment.
its the other hyenas in the comment box who got something to say:

“wow *insert smiley face emoticons* @attentionwhore”
“thats real suspect son @attentionwhore”
“you sure told him @attentionwhore”

gina-moving-in-with-martin-ouuuh…
ya’ll crusty face dumb ass negros following him too.
i know ya’ll not following for the #foodporn and the drinks.
don’t start trying to get in good with @attentionwhore for brownie points.
especially at the expense of someone else.
stop the foolishness.
stop it right now.
oh and cut the “son” and “bruh” too.
you don’t say that shit in real life and you know it.
thanks.
FXHLE MGMT.

f0xmail: The Tumblr Attention Whore I Fell For Don’t Text Me No Mo! Help!

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Dear Jamari,  

  I was talking to this guy on tumblr and we had this instant attention for each other. We were texting and messaging each other everyday, but one day he stop texting and writing to me. I guess you can say he is kinda an attention whore on tumblr plus he has a webcam show. But anyway I knew it wrong for me to fall for a guy over in the internet, but I couldn’t help myself and now I am having a hard getting over him. How can I forget about him?

MY ANSWER…

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Fuck These Gay Ass Niggas! They Think I’m Sexy! BURN!

tumblr_mmkhbeigw81ql48q6o1_500…and you are trying to be some sort of celebrity.
when did that become a good idea?
you online being narcissistic all day.
had me wondering if you own a shirt?
lord knows you own a camera.
they shoulda never gave some of ya’ll niggas camera phones….

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All The Strippers Make Their Start on Tumblr?

… freshly squeezed attention whore?
every time i go on tumblr,
i see this person.
every.
single.
time.
“who is he?”
i’d ask myself.
this time i saw a heavily reblogged video.
he was dancing.

on a wall.
i just knew…

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