let’s font about “doordash”.
i’ve finished fuming enough to get into their folly.
so i’ve been legit fiending for chinese food.
it was so bad,
i had a dream i was eating white rice,
and crab rangoons.
a random combination for me.
my usual: #3 off the lunch special/chicken and broccoli w white rice.
for whatever reason,
i’ve wanted something else.
i tried to order but they wasn’t answering.
it was brick outside and i wasn’t leaving my crib PERIOD.
i decided i’d order the next day.
my home vixen randomly mentioned “doordash” in a recent conversation.
i saw my chinese food spot did “door dash” too.
so i signed up and ordered yesterday…
they sent a notification when they was coming.
i legit saw visions of my tearing that food up.
i get a call from “doordash”:
the chinese restaurant had a problem with their payment machine…”
how tf is that even possible?
the money came out my account.
so i blacked-lite on em.
they said they’d refund me in “door dash” credit with an extra 10 dollars.
i put a tv dinner in the oven and ate that.
i say ima order chinese AGAIN at like 12:30-ish.
i can eat it while indulging within the foxhole.
i sent the order to a whole new chinese spot i know of,
but it was a little farther down a few blocks.
never ate there before,
but the reviews were aight.
i put the order in and boom.
everything goes through.
they say they gonna be AT MY DOOR at 1:30pm.
i put my clothes on and i’m waiting.
“thank you for ordering at door dash.
please tell us how you like the order by rating blah blah blah…”
i don’t have any food to rate shit unless it’s invisible.
i go to the app and it’s telling me it’s been delivered.
so i call them back and I FLIPPED TFFFFFFFFFFFF OUT.
i’m real respectful,
but the moment you give me bad service is the moment i fuck your shit up.
WTF did anyone not call me and tell me the latest developments?
why did i have to call someone to get told they wasn’t coming?
and why is the app a whole liar?
the operator couldn’t handle my rage in full today.
1 – i was hungry af
2 – this is second time i try this shit and they play me?
not today satan.
i ended up getting a full refund,
another credit of my refund added to their “dash credit”,
and a ton of “we’re so sorry sir”.
their sorry don’t put food in my stomach tho.
so “doordash” is cancelled on my end.
i shoulda stuck with “uber eats” or “postmates” instead.