i know campaign for penis when i see one (bobby lytes was trying to elect the penis of andre marhold?)

foxes…

Have you ever campaigned for penis?

you made sure you were in the vicinity of the said wolf so he knows you’re interested.
whether it was on social media,
or in public,
you subtly (or bodly) insert yourself where you know he would be.
it all leads to him inserting himself where your foxhole would be.
the look on your face once the elected official takes his position is one of great joy.
see?…


i was on the campaign trail for a wolf of interest recently,
but he was acting too bizarre for my taste.
it felt like he was campaigning for me tbh,
but something went left and…


ugh.
i feel like bobby lytes was on a full campaign mode for andre marhold‘s gigantic penis.
every time i peeped,
bobby was in the comments on IG making himself known.
he wasn’t low at all.
i guess it worked because andre was all over bobby this weekend.
andre was spotted down in south beach miami…

…at bobby’s 30th birthday party (in a pandemic?).
nah but forreal,
he was really all over bobby tho.
one of the spies over at “hollywood unlocked” caught this:

you peep that big smile on andre?
that hand on the face from bobby?
thats when the campaign trail is coming to an end.
bobby might have added andre to his trophy case.
that might have been a fun way to ring in his 30th.

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21 thoughts on “i know campaign for penis when i see one (bobby lytes was trying to elect the penis of andre marhold?)

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