i can deep throat better than you

mission: deep throat?
when our president sends our troops overseas for a pointless war,
they have no choice but to wait for when orders are called.
that means lots of fun will be had!
i hear a lot of “fun” happens on these bases.
well the following “fun” was caught on video.
it involves a pink dildo and a non-existent gag reflex

damn.
his gag reflex is better than mine.
i’m jealous.
that might not be his first time…

…right?

low-key: he shouldn’t do that too much.
a room of horny wolves who probably won’t see pussy in months?
sounds like heaven.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “i can deep throat better than you

  1. Ya know what’s funny to me how such a heterosexual environment such as the U.S. military seems to be but yet the main one who has such an unhealthy preoccupation with homosexuality and I’ve always wondered why? And from what I’ve just seen I guess I don’t have have to ask or even wonder anymore.🤔😒

    1. Historically, sexually homogeneous environments like the trenches in WWI, the Old West of Southwest America, and the ships of pirates have been prone to entice the curiosity of heterosexual identifying men…

      1. Yeah, you’re so correct and history shows that male homosexuality is such a part of manhood as we know it since almost forever and yet it still surprises people who are in my opinion purposefully ignorant of it act like it’s an impossibility now of course not everyone but history shows that it’s such a reoccurring theme in male development it’s a natural trait in male sexual development.

  2. Lmfaooooooo! I’m pretty sure he’ll be getting a few low key propositions after this 😂 And I’m equally jealous. He took that thing like it was air. Diksukka would be proud.

  3. I’m pretty sure, the military has the same rule as jail. This war can go as long as he is President. I know some people probably worrying he don’t know who dildo that belongs to or who put that there… I’m pretty sure he does. Judging from them skills, I’m sure its his. Normally if they find it, they want to know what he doing with it and when he shows them, this happens so yeah he definitely will be replacing that dildo during his tour. I’m quite sure they do a lot of things suspect. Jag sessions, who shoots nut far, who has the biggest dick, who has the biggest balls, who has the tightest hole, who has a phat juicy booty, who is the freakiest, etc.

  4. I swear the majority of white guys are gay or at the least bi. Maybe they’re more secure with themselves but they’re always the ones doing the most homoerotic stuff. From kissing each other, johnny depp kissing Kimmel, to stunts like this.

  5. Since gay and bi troops can now serve, Mr. Throat Skillz (and he has skills) could be straight, bi, gay, heteroflexible, who knows?

    Also, since women soldiers serve, male enlisted people who are cis male or female (since Trump banned trans people) can date and hook up with people of the same rank if the sex is consensual, right?

    So male enlisted men or officers don’t have to go without sex with the opposite sex if they find someone who’s interested and it’s consensual, and that also applies to same-sex relationships, right? Or how does it work these days?

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