i’m all for a good role playing game of:
“the robber fox and the police wolf”
“catch the wanted wolf and then search him… with my mouth“
that’s all fun and games in the bedroom,
but in real life,
the police are no joke.
i was visiting one of my favorite tumblrs,
and i saw this guide on how to handle the pigs.
i know ya’ll are quick to cuss them out.
i wont lie but i’m not the biggest fan of them.
real talk: that shit can land you in handcuffs.
this is how to deal with them correctly…
i always ask questions.
i don’t give a fuck.
you will not put your hands on me without a warrant.
you gotta remind them you not some dumb ass and you know your rights.
now you can put your hands on me during playtime:
“i won’t resist daddy!
no, i won’t resist daddy!”