Chris Brown’s Body: The Remix

CHRISBROWNERA2010this is when i thought chris brown was the perfect weight.
^this was in 2010 during the “graffiti” era.
well this is him now in 2014 during the “remixed jail weight” era…

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could tmz be any more disrespectful with that title to the story?

Santana-snickerwell on lighter news,
he doesn’t look like a raging crackhead.
i guess that means something.
if he goes to the gym with that weight,
he may just end up getting into “attentionisto” tumblr territory.
he may need to consider that option.

lowkey: am i the only one who thinks chris,
no matter the shape,
is shaped like a fridge?

he may need to acquire some cheeks back there.

pictures found: tmz

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

22 thoughts on “Chris Brown’s Body: The Remix”

  1. i love me some Christopher regardless of the weight….TMZ and these outlets are crazy if he’s fat than im one foot away from death smh they don’t know what fat is these days…

  2. Hahahahahahahhaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It’s weird because his head and neck is normal but below is another story. Usually when people gain weight their face puffs up too. Before anyone gets on me, I’m fine with extra baggage but I’m always surprised when someone who I thought was naturally skinny, gains weight.

    I like chunky men. I’m in love with that one ball meaty player from last month’s nude sports magazine shoot.

  3. I never thought that Chris Brown would be heavier than I. He should loose some weight. It’s not healthy.

  4. Lol he looks so cute and ploopy.

    But I agree, he is very box shaped. I’ve always felt like his torso is on another level than his arms. Like he’s got little arms but somewhat defined chest, abs and deltoids.

  5. I hope he doesn’t get bothered by this. He looks so much better with weight on him. He HAS NEVER had the best body even when he was thin. He is just so fucking sexy and has so much swag that everyone want to fuck him.

    1. He is handsome no matter the weight. Thank you, so much for that comment. I get tired of men with a normal figure (a little something) lol can criticized for it. Trust back in the old days this specimen was sought after. With the skinny and muscled being the standard a little something extra or a whole lot of extra men get ignored no matter how handsome they are. Then these same men got the nerve to complain about finding a good man, when they have eliminate a good 1/4 or 1/3 of the community.

  6. These photos aren’t actually news. But, people will continue to see what they want to see, regardless of what is actually there and has been there for quite awhile now.

  7. He’s just being a black man. We go through things. Put weight on. Chill. Go through something else. Lose the weight. Then we get it together. Shrugs.

  8. He does have a funny shape, but he is alright. People need to give him a break. He still can pull the hoes so lol.

  9. Shit Chris Brown dude is 25 and on his way to 30. He has a normal man’s body. All these websites deluged with guys with six- and eight-pack abs, six feet two with 29-inch waists are fantasies. Sure, many guys are like that when they are young and some maintain it but that is not a realistic body for a grown man. Many men will never have that shape. You literally have to be in the gym 7 days a week and watch what you eat constantly to keep that shape. It’s not realistic. And being in shape can look many different ways. Lastly, gay men need to drop this body Nazism. That’s why you have so many gay men with eating disorders and drugging to stay skinny. We have to stop that. And the first thing these websites need to do is stop running pics of the same kind of men (yeah, you too Jamari lol). It gets boring!

    1. Thank you Immanuel22. Men and boys these days have issues. I would love to have a man like Chris if he was even a wolf or at least a hybrid lol. These same people will get their wake up call when they are a dime a dozen searching for lost gold. I hope it is then they get their acts together as good men of all shapes and sizes don’t wait forever.

    2. I agree with where you’re coming from and trying to say but I don’t think it’s fair to say “well no one really looks like that.” How is it not realistic when there are real people that have six pack abs and chiseled muscles for days and retain that body? Grown men don’t morph into fat blobs when they hit a certain age lol. Yeah it may be harder for older men to stay in shape but it’s not impossible. Shaming someone else’s body to make a point or make fat men feel good about themselves doesn’t really do much.

      1. I am with you. Any person can have a nice body and it is realistic. Most athletes have banging bodies and some regular dudes do also. I keep my body in good shape and watch my eating habits myself. You have to catch it before it grows out of control and it starts with the mind..

        Chris will be fine. He is a little stocky, but it is not like he has a beer belly and crankles lol. While he was in the pin, he was eating healthier, and he was off that stuff.

      2. Black people are used to accepting what they are given. Its like that black kid who says he wants to be something great and everyone around him shoots down his dreams. He goes through life settling because whatever he wanted was considered unrealistic.

  10. I always thought when gays start telling other gays what body types they need to be realistic about, they were either fat or ugly. These mean girl gays be like “But you should settle since I’m forced too”.

  11. The medication that he is / was taken for his alledge illness that is was diagnosed with has been proven to make people gain weight especially in the stomach area. The sad part is the various types of medication are known to have a worse effect on a person than a healing effect.

  12. I don’t get it. He doesn’t look THAT over weight. I’d rather look like this rather than being almost sick looking. Of course, I like guys more, “average” looking.

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