He is a cocky summabitch…
… and he found a special place within my heart.
Oh how I love the assholes.
My relationship with Chris Brown started here:
To this day, that is my favorite song from him.
He made me feel something every time I heard it.
After that day, we were 1.
I actually supported him instead of doing a free download.
After that, we were inseparable.
I loved how this boy moved and damn, he could put on a show.
Plus, he is a handsome kid.
I know a groupie he boned before I came along and when I heard the words:
CAN PUT IT DOWN
My kind of language.
I said in my head one day:
“Wouldnt it be cute if Rihanna and him dated?“
They were a couple.
I think I had something to do with it.
(or I’d like to think so)
Shit happened, as we all know, and I was anti-Chris.
So, like a good boyfriend who did wrong,
he kept doing little shit to get my attention.
Our make up relationship started here:
When I saw him cry, it was genuine.
Plus, I hate to see people cry.
When you cry, as a man, you must be really hurt.
The boy made a mistake and has paid greatly for it.
To the Chris Brown haters: I’m over it and YOU should be too.
But this here:
THAT. SHIT. KILLED. ME.
Seriously, who is Ricky Romance?
Seriously, I’m waiting.
I’m so mad this grown ass man made a video like this.
And wasn’t his brother poked in his bottom?
How is he even going to call someone gay for a Twitter picture?
All this after Raz B and his attento-holic ass decided to throw a jab at Chris.
Chris decided to show his ass and let him have it.
Twitter drama ensues and now he is a homophobe.
I, personally, beg to differ.
In the black community, Chris simply DISSED Raz B.
Brought up a rumor about Raz B in attempts to shut him the fuck up.
For the record, Omarion:
YOU do not throws stones when you live in a glass house.
You just sit there, smile, and pop a butt cheek.
I got my own set of issues with Raz B
but I’ll save that for a day I want to re-kindle his fame whoring.
Ricky “Who-mance?” comes in and then makes that video.
Chris comes back with a video of his own:
Soft as baby puppies tho?
Looks like me and Chris are back together again.
Make up sex is in order?
I’ll leave you with a bonus video.
I need you to concentrate on the 7 turnovers instead of the dougie!
But you do it well though.