Category: YAWN!
why is lamonte stennis trying his hardest to turn us off? (geez louise)

does he hate us?
as much as i can fall into lust,
i can fall right the fuck out.
lamonte stennis aka king stennis,
of the naked sip and paints fame,
was fine af to me.
i’ve seen him in person and he definitely looks better in motion.
as much as his thick ass thighs are his best feature,
his rabid trump supporting ways aren’t.
it isn’t that he supports trump that is the turn off.
you can support whoever you like.
it’s this shit…
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i wanted sympathy because i got the rona, but drag me instead

for some,
the rona might become trendy to get.
if you play your cards right,
it can help you get views and clicks to your creative outlets.
that is,
if you don’t drop dead.
ig attentionista,
rayvn rochelle,
ended up catching the rona.

she thought she’d get sympathy from her viewers on her youtube but…
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republican, matt gaetz, needs to explain something to us all

whenever someone randomly has to “explain something“,
it’s never just “just because“.
there is always a “something” behind it.
florida congressman,
matt gaetz,
figured he should “explain something” on his twitter that had everyone fonting…
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it’s time to vote! it’s time to pray! (for trump? 2020?)

if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…
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milan christopher has everyone upset with his reality (show)

i always sawa older white male or a dl baller wolf for this one.
i always font that milan christopher looks like he has a few stories in his black book.
well everyone is having an issue with his latest romance.
check out who he appears to be dating now…
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lana del rey takes another swing on the hill the horse died on

wtf is going on with celebs today during this rona?
why can’t some of them be more like b and rih?
hell,
nicki has sat her ass down and is taking a much needed break.
lana del rey was someone who i thought carried herself like a real celeb.
she comes out with music,
does the promo for it,
and keeps herself out of trouble when she is off.
as you know,
she released a “letter” that ( x rubbed everyone the wrong way ).
well she released a video on ig tv...
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