Category: YAWN!
republican, matt gaetz, needs to explain something to us all

whenever someone randomly has to “explain something“,
it’s never just “just because“.
there is always a “something” behind it.
florida congressman,
matt gaetz,
figured he should “explain something” on his twitter that had everyone fonting…
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it’s time to vote! it’s time to pray! (for trump? 2020?)

if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…
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milan christopher has everyone upset with his reality (show)

i always sawa older white male or a dl baller wolf for this one.
i always font that milan christopher looks like he has a few stories in his black book.
well everyone is having an issue with his latest romance.
check out who he appears to be dating now…
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lana del rey takes another swing on the hill the horse died on

wtf is going on with celebs today during this rona?
why can’t some of them be more like b and rih?
hell,
nicki has sat her ass down and is taking a much needed break.
lana del rey was someone who i thought carried herself like a real celeb.
she comes out with music,
does the promo for it,
and keeps herself out of trouble when she is off.
as you know,
she released a “letter” that ( x rubbed everyone the wrong way ).
well she released a video on ig tv...
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doja cat releases an apology for her new fans that know who she is now

happy memorial day foxhole!
so i hardy doubt that doja cat is going anywhere.
sometimes,
i feel like right of passage to become a star is to be humiliated through a scandal.
you gotta pay your debts to have it all.
as you know,
doja cat got exposed as a alleged racist and homophobe:
doja pretty much got dragged this whole weekend.
she and her team went into the war room and came up with this apology…
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she (allegedly) sucked the soul out of chris brown and couldn’t wait to tell us

some of these dudes out here have the goofiest hoes,
especially straight males.
i feel like most gay or bi males come through,
do our thing,
and be out until the next session (or not).
the hoes some of these straight males be fuckin with tho?
aye caramba.
i know pussy can be easy to get for a celeb,
but some of this backwater trash shouldn’t get to flex.
so this she-jackal made a whole video about allegedly suckin’ up chris brown.
this is what she had to say…
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