how many people know someone who currently has the rona?

some died; others lived to tell the tale.
with this new omarion omicron variant dancing in these lungs,
it seems more people are catching it at higher rates.
my friends and i been trying to 2-step out that bitch’s way.
i was telling someone today that…

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back in barbados,
i remember kfc being soooooooo good.
there was one down the street from our house.
every sunday,
my aunt would send over kfc for us to eat for dinner.
the chicken was GOOD and i loved eating the skin.

KFC’s chicken had the best skin in the business.

at times,
i preferred kfc over chefette even though i loved their rotis.
i came to america and kfc was cool but something changed.
they fucked up the original recipe and just like that…

Popeyes (and dare I say Kennedys) became the new chicken spot.

a patron was eating kfc the other day and look what she found…

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i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
legit…

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i had a white friend who found out he was 1% black from his ancestory.com results.
this mofo thought he was an honorary black person,
and related with black culture because he listened to hip hop,
but his past social medias showed me never hung with black folks.
needless to say,
he turned very white and passive-aggressive when we had a disagreement.

White folks want to be black until…

the foxhole has been blowing up about the owner of raw strokes(?),
marco paris.
personally,
i don’t follow him so i didn’t know he was the owner.
judging from his socials,
he loves smashin’ his negros.
marco claims he is black and calls himself and others the “n” word.
i’m gonna dump everything that landed on my desk…

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foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.

“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”

…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…

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some people feel restaurant workers should not get tipped.
they feel they should raise their pay so they don’t have to depend on tips.
in the onlyfans forest,
tips are a blessing.
if someone tips you,
that means you are coming through with the content.

Many of these folks should not be asking for tips PERIOD.

…especially with 1 to 2-minute videos of streamed wackness.
i can understand legit 10 to 20 minute videos of variety content.
a foxholer sent me an alleged story about a jackal who has been stalking for a tip.
this is what was slid into my dms…

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