i heard a lot of whispers about meagan good,
devon franklin,
and their marriage.
i was really confused why people were excited to hear they might be separating.
they didn’t appear to be toxic.
there are a few relationships,
celeb and people in irl,
that are being celebrated that are a legit shit show.
public or that “we are private but we’ll sub our unhappiness on socials” freak show.
they appeared to be a loving couple even though i felt she wasn’t “church lady good”.
they are officially done because…

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i have a coupon for some money off celestial seasonings tea.
i love a nice cup of tea (liquid and in my ears).
i keep forgetting to bring it out of the crib when i go to the store.
here am i forgetting a damn coupon but ya’ll are good at keeping up double and triple lives.
ernest diaz,
who is pictured above from new yawk,
had no issue forgetting to keep up his pretty busy life.
so get this.
he had…

A long term girlfriend
3 young kids
Another girlfriend
His older John that he met being a sex worker
A boyfriend who ended up killing him the other day

yeah,
it’s a lot via ny daily news…

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blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…

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i’m concerned for one of my best friends.
she is headed off to south africa for the holidays during omarion’s omicron’s world tour.
she is not vaxxed as well so her travel depends on if she has a negative test.
she is not with that vaxxed life and is into the conspiracy theories.
you know that buddy pass i had to go somewhere?

I’m GOOD.

i was supposed to go see her for my christmas present and i refused to get on the mta.
new yawk has been hit hard since omarion omicron’s feets has hit these streets.

We have had roughly over 20k cases in the course of days.

it’s like that muthafucka decided it’s time to bring us to our knees.
it’s so bad that…

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here are two red flags some people don’t ever notice from others.
this is the first one for content creators:

Be careful of people who claim to be cool with you,
but the moment you say something they don’t agree with,
suddenly they turn on you.
They start making shady comments and being lowkey nasty.
I’ve encountered that A LOT in the foxhole.
Folks who are cool with me until I write about something/someone they like.

“And this is why you’re ugly and your mother is dead in hell.”

like,
okay?
this is why it takes me a while to warm up people now.
you gotta prove you’re genuine even if we don’t see eye to eye.
the second thing is:

People who are constantly the victims in a breakup.

ben affleck showed me what a red flag he is when he leaves a relationship via “tmz”…

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i love when jackals are loud and wrong.
christian walker is usually loud and wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjkTZf9c7Y&t=2s

he is the son of retired nfl baller wolf,
herschel walker.
he is a maga minion who claims is a free speech radicalist.
he is quoted as saying black folks are more racists than whites.

So you already know he is “one of them”.

our “loud and wrong” jackal went off on how expensive gas prices are because he hates joe biden,
but peep the hoodie in his video…

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