Category: X MARKS THE FOX
DOES KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAVE AN EMBARRASSMENT FETISH OR…?

and to think in the beginning,
she was “the different one“.

can people tell when someone isn’t into them?
people can get into relationships,
have sex,
have good sex,
breed,
and it still won’t mean shit.
that is what i feel about the saga that is tristan thompson and khloe kardashian.
he is JUST not into her.
it got confirmed he got that random pregnant,
after denying that he had never done anything with her,
and he posts this ig once it’s confirmed he is the baby daddy...
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JONATHAN MAJORS AND THEM TITTIES AREN’T THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE?

jonathan majors isn’t conventionally handsome.
he is an amazing actor and i think he has serious sex appeal.
his bawdy is…

listen i like it when folks aren’t feeling the same male i’m into.
the line is usually very small and competition is slim.
it’s like going to the dmv and being the first one there.
jonathan has no social media so we never know what he is up to.
a vixen took a sneak pic of him while being on vaca…
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A BALD SAWEETIE IS A BETTER SAWEETIE?

i think diamonté is getting her shit together.
saweetie done cut her hair bald and is coming out swinging.
blonde and bald works wonders on certain head shapes.
saweetie gives that good head (shape).
i peeped her new years eve performance and well…
ANTONIO BROWN LEAVES THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW

nfl baller wolf formerly of the tampa bay bucs,
antonio brown,
is always showing us his ass.
his muscular ass,
but his ass nonthelese.

he gives no fucks consistently.
i always enjoy writing about him but Jesus Christ.
so he decided to leave yesterday’s game shirtless…
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KATY PERRY DOES “GREATEST LOVE OF ALL” AND WHITNEY IS CURRENTLY…

when i’m going through something in life or things are out of control,
i will listen to a purely ignorant pop record ad-nauseum.
a few years year,
i remember that time i was hooked on “teenage dream” by katy perry.
i was working at insert stressful ass job here and that record was like literal candy.
i listened to it going and coming from work every day.
it took me outta that reality and into this “not so serious” situation she created with that album.

i can’t even listen to it anymore because it’s played out for me.
Side-word: Right now,
I’m listening to “Confession on a Dance Floor” from Madonna.
That is when I’m not listening to “Mother” from Cleo Sol and “So Far Gone” from Drake.
we are very protective over our black legends.
we always look at people crazy when they even attempt to sing a “whitney”.
katy did just that at her residency in vegas.
she attempted to sing “greatest love of all” and…
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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:
Don Lemon is not drunk. Not even close.
Damn you 2021!! #CNNNYE #donlemon #drunkdonlemon #cnn #andersoncooper #andycohen #NewYear2022 #nye pic.twitter.com/oVtkRNQ6dq— AC ???? (@ACinPhilly) January 1, 2022
to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:
andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…
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