*Tip for those coming to New Yawk to visit/start a new life here.
If you ever get lost somewhere,
always take a train to Times Square.
You can always find your way,
or a transfer to your correct train,
from that location.
Bing Bong.

when i go to the train,
i have a habit of standing right at the yellow line.
its a force of habit living here especially if you’re on a crowded platform.
the new yawk foxhole knows the deal.
as crime rises in this forest,
there has been a lot of crime happening on the mta.
yesterday,
a deranged homeless hyena pushed someone to their death at 42nd street…

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The following is Reading-MA
Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Nudity

apparently,
the party actually happens at 555 am on social media.
how crazy because i haven’t been sleeping.
romeo johnson aka @giraffe908,
the star of ( x his “onlypans” ),
decided to bless his followers at 555 in the other morning.
one of the f-bi was up and sent me this…

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remember this iconic gif of ray j and that tail of his?
ray j use to bring the bakery.
when i think of all the times ray j’s concealed cake has been exposed,
he was always wearing black drawz.
well,
besides this moment:

ray j wanted to school us the importance of wearing black drawz.
It’s to help those who wash our drawz not see our doo-doo streaks…

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you ever think to yourself:

“If this person was single,
I can only imagine how disrespectful their DMS probably would be?”

for someone like jason momoa,
who debuted all this as aquaman:

you’d imagine that his wife,
lisa bonet,
wasn’t letting him go.
his now ex-wife,
lisa bonet,
and he has decided to call it quits in their 16 years of being together…

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so remember dylan gonzalez accusations that trey songz allegedly raped her?
( x refresher course )
well she said she was gonna see us in 222 and that she did.
this is what she put on her socials…

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i don’t blame k. michelle tbh.
some of us can be really cruel on socials about people’s looks.
you know if you don’t look like a 10 on this social media shit,
you are somewhere at the back of the line.
so if someone can get a good doctor to make them look like their filters…

I’m sure they won’t be turning that down.

k. michelle looks like a completely different human these days…

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