He looks like Sexyy Red to me.
vixens are always on the hunt to decode their wolf’s secrets,
lurking in comment sections,
side-eyeing their man’s wolf pack,
and running to the nearest gay for confirmation.
let’s be 110%:
If you have to ask,
whether he is cheating or gay,
you already know.
the real question is:
…then what?
are they exposing him?
leaving him?
or is this just another episode of “i think my man is sus, but i still love him”?
enter tiktok’s self-proclaimed crime fighter,
the dl whisperer,
who claims he can sniff out a DL male from a mile away…
…and for some small fees,
he’ll even run an investigation.
naturally,
he’s already exposed a few sus:
but let’s font about another issue:
people still think a man’s wardrobe is the giveaway.
i saw the dl whisperer’s thoughts on this and said…
…really?
that’s the type you’re clocking?
one looks homeless and the other looks like a child.
i’ve met dl men in every shape,
size,
and tax bracket.
Corporate types
Street dudes
Dads with beer guts
Gym rats
Wolves with kids or without
some are bummy; some are fresh off the runway.
trust me,
i’ve crossed paths with nfl and nba baller wolves,
actors,
and rappers who know how to dress.
the fit means nothing.
the biggest giveaway?
The dance between you and the DL male.
they keep a safe distance while making sure they’re always in your line of sight.
they’re homophobic in public,
but behind closed doors?
that’s when they start unraveling their attraction to you.
we can get a male to do ANYTHING if he wants to fuck us.
here’s the another real truth no one wants to admit:
Some of these men are living double lives so seamlessly,
whether straight or DL,
you won’t know a thing until they slip up.
other phones,
finsta accounts,
“work wives and husbands”,
and/or being a damn good liar.
by then,
it’s already too late.
Good luck to those who need a random gay to tell them their manz fucks other manz tho.
lowkey: DL malez are weird and when they real deep in the closet,
they aren’t worth the headache.
like,
he so deep in the closet that he’s awkward and can’t enjoy the ride.
SCRAM!
What a Dumb Azz ( Or Smart Azz that realizes that 66 % of these dumb Azz voted for Trump) So he will get them to buy into this .
This gotta be a joke right? People would really pay $50 for a stranger to take a look at a man and tell them their opinion on whether he’s gay or not? Or to have a 30 min convo? Idk if I’m just tired or what but this can’t be serious right?
A very dangerous game