Your Ring Fingah Long (You Gay!)

largeyou wanna know how i knew yo ass was gay?
because your ring finger was shorter than your middle.
wear gloves next time.
so in a study posted by “viewzone” and some really smart people,
your hands can tell if you are gay,
a raging dumb ass,
and all other kind of neat stuff…

Your finger length can predict how you will do on various tests in school. They can also tell if you are likely to be homosexual or straight, if you will likely get certain cancers, be a musician, writer or a scientist, or if you will have an aggresssive or passive personality.The two fingers that are important are the index finger — the one you use to point to something — and the ring finger.


Scientists believe that the link is caused by different levels of the hormones testosterone and estrogen in the womb — and the effect they have on both brain development and finger length. This is nothing new, since scientists have known for many years that elevated levels of testosterone — or other hormones closely resembling testosterone — can cause the brains of both males and females to be more “masculine.”

It has long been known that boys tend to do better on math tests while girls do better at writing, reading and verbal tests.

“Testosterone has been argued to promote development of the areas of the brain which are often associated with spatial and mathematical skills,” said Dr Mark Brosnan, Head of the Department of Psychology at the University of Bath, who led the study.

“Estrogen is thought to do the same in the areas of the brain which are often associated with verbal ability. “Interestingly, these hormones are also thought have a say in the relative lengths of our index and ring fingers.

“We can use measurements of these fingers as a way of gauging the relative exposure to these two hormones in the womb and as we have shown through this study, we can also use them to predict ability in the key areas of numeracy and literacy.”

The researchers made photocopies of the palm of the children’s hands and then measured the length of their index finger and ring finger on both hands using callipers, accurate to 0.01mm. They then divided the length of the index finger by that of the ring finger — to calculate the child’s digit ratio.

When they compared this ratio to the children’s SAT scores, they found that a smaller ratio (i.e. a longer ring finger and therefore greater prenatal exposure to testosterone) meant a larger difference between ability in maths and literacy, favouring math skills relative to reading and speaking skills.

When they looked at boy’s and girl’s performance separately, the researchers found a clear link between high prenatal testosterone exposure, as measured by digit ratio, and higher numeracy SAT scores in males.

i guess i’m a girl-boy then?






.tumblr_n13n01zGzm1qd2k1no2_r1_250_zps75e613f4well for one,
i hate math
english has always been my strong suit.
i write.
i also heard girls were better in math as well.
then judging from that graph,
my fingers are “heterosexual man”.
you know i like me some cocoa cocks for breakfast from a fine ass wolf.
well who knows if this study is true.
don’t go asking wolves you think are d/l to show their hands.
you might get molly whopped.

read the full article on: view zone

then read the full article on homosexuality: here

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “Your Ring Fingah Long (You Gay!)”

  1. The scientist do not say that the finger lenghts tell the whole story. I think that they are saying that there is a relationship/correlation and perhaps causation (with all or some having the same cause–hormones) between finger lenghths, gender and sexual orientation and math/writing, reading and verbal tests results. From what I understand, they are saying that hormonal levels while inutero causes/correlates to finger lenghts and that such hormonal levels also cause/correlate to math/writing, reading and verbal test results and that such hormonal levels also cause/correlate to sexual orientation.

    It is known that all humans inutero start off as female but that hormones make some of us male. A penis is a large clitoris, for example.

    This study goes a long way to prove that people are “born this way” as relates to sexual orientation or at least have a propensity to be of a certain sexual orientation at birth. This study goes a long way to scientifically prove (as if such proof is needed, which it unfortunately is) that people do not chose to be gay or straight or bisexual.

  2. This is flawed and stupid on so many epic proportions. Eff yo studies and yo test! I got one finger it can look at, and 2 balls for it to suck on. LOL

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