you gonna pay 25k just to eat a straight dude’s cake? (malik joseph claims otherwise)

ya know,
i think one of the biggest issues with people is their need to explain everything.
that is when the foots enters the mouths and goes down the throats.
he made that infamous scene with malik joseph,
an onlyfans/xxx gay porn star,
and quickly went on ig live once he started getting clout.

17 minutes of pretty much nada.
the real interesting part of all of this…

Lamont claims he made 25k to get his tail eaten by Malik.

malik had another story

listen if i ever fell and bumped my head,
went into a coma,
woke up with 25k magically,
and i paid a wolf to reset my chakras,
ill be DAMNED if all i do is eat his bunz.

We gon’ be smashin’ until 2022.
We gon’ be doing every freaky single thing I can think of.
He gon’ be tied up,
put on that spinning machine Janet do in her concerts,
and Ima make him paint ALL my walls.

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My actual walls in my apartment.
He gonna be “Mr. Fix It” too.

one of the new yawk foxhole came in with this comment in my dms:

i feel that real heavy.
this story is getting wild.
all folks had to do do was drop the video and let us create the narrative.
the mystery would have been sexier tbh.
all this explaining,
defending,
and logistics behind this video are a buzz kill.
sometimes you gotta do shit and let folks talk.
that’s the fun part!

OBJ never addressed his sexuality.
He let us talk.

Bey damn sure don’t explain shit she do.
She just let us talk.

The KKK don’t explain shit.
They use that show to make it into a story line.
Everyone talks until its on the show.

not everything needs an ig live press release.
insecure people have to explain things.
confident folks be like “i did it and i’m not explaining SHIT”.
unless the video was harmful,
the video kinda spoke for itself.

lowkey:i gotta give one thing to dallas wade.
he never explained why he was in a video with rhyheim shabazz.
even tyrone and johnell even had something to font on twitter about it…

why is this all suddenly turning into a mess?

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

30 thoughts on “you gonna pay 25k just to eat a straight dude’s cake? (malik joseph claims otherwise)

  1. The only way for a straight man can justify another man munching on his cakes is the money. And trust and believe that this story was built and setup because he knows how many women lust over him. He’s not trying to fuck up that hustle but, he knows the GHEYS pay those dividends!

    1. $25K in real dollars was probably like $500, if anything at all, but that outrageous figure is

      1) semi-plausible
      2) sounds like a real hurdle for any other “straight” OF/IG attentionisto to cross
      3) maintains for the female and certain gay* male fans that that booty is golden (if not platinum) and LMG is a moneysexual, not gay/bi/DL.

      So there was a method to the madness.

      *The kind that stan for “straight” males and would pay $40/month to see the blah stuff he has up there, because he’s “straight” but let a man eat on his booty.

      Meanwhile, TanksnLove out here letting a woman peg him on screen, jacking off with dudes, etc. Talk about truly being free and living your life without shame on video!

  2. Malik is a queen trying to create some fame off of these so-called “straight” guys and he don’t even look all that. That the same dude who can’t throw a punch in the club.

  3. First off I would never even believe Malik has 25k, and DAMN sure not to just give away 🙄 major porn companies dnt even pay anywhere near that, and onlyfans takes a percent, now Onlyfans is good for some pocket/floss money if you have a large following but people are NOT getting rich like they say, ain’t shit in the U S of A that damn easy!

  4. Yeah, toooooo much has been said by the guys about the why of this (hot) scene. It happened. Folks got paid. The end,

  5. First…Of course “Tyrone and johnnell” (aka johnnell) had to font about it…another attentionisto was taking the spotlight and he had to get his jab in while trying to shift the spotlight…so is he that “confident gay man?”…LMAO!!! He’s as insecure as they come…I know the real deal behind that shit show that they have going on…Don’t let me spill the real truth from start to finish into Jamari’s inbox! I have verifiable receipts from insiders!

    Second…I’d be embarrassed to even have Malik be in the crowd in the background of any video I posted. That’s a whole entire scorching hot messy queen! Lamont’s “stock” started falling as soon as he attached his name to Malik—especially after his club incident where he might as well have gotten his ass completely whooped.

    Third…Lamont’s mode of operation and lying character has been seen before. I recall reading a post back in 2018 where a vixen who had been on a few dates with Lamont, verified Lamont was putting on a front for the masses. She said he was basically a jerk who at that point was lying to women he was on dates with and “clients”, as well as treating his baby mama like crap and potentially having multiple others. So what makes anyone believe a word he says? I couldn’t care less whether dude was straight, bi, or gay…the character he’s displayed is unattractive. And when he opens his mouth the auditory experience is worse than the stench of getting painted on.

    There are foxes with a better asset portfolio to be drooling over. Let’s feature more of those!

    1. Lamont we need you to spill the tea on Tyron and Johnell seriously send this exclusive to Jamari, we need all the pandemic mess hunty

    1. Thank you. I’m trying to understand how lawyers and multiple banks need to be involved to transfer a messily $25k.

    2. Lol I don’t think some of you have actually transferred over large amounts of money. Zelle daily limit is 2500. Cashapp has a 7500 limit. PayPal 10000. Everyone has limits on how much you can remove and send over wire before verification does come into play. And even then certain banks like my own only allow a daily deposit of 15000. Long story short it’s not as easy as 1,2,3 but it’s also not some long drawn out process. And I highly doubt someone would pay him 25000 just to eat his ass.. sis lying harder than white people.

  6. Seen the Malik vid already and basically no one with a sound mind believed he got 25k of a gotdamn thing. Wanted to watch a bit of this Lamont for the first time and now sorry I did. Dude is just lapping it all up. Straight up attention whoring on a thousand. Also the amount of thirsty gays feeding dude’s ego with him pinning “Block game remember that”. We gotta do way better than this.

    1. Exactly, probably the same gays that come on this blog to hop on the “drag” train, be the same ones in his comments with heart emojis. These dudes aren’t even on the D list and gays are fan girling. I rarely fantasize over things I can’t have, especially dudes. but I digress.

  7. Lamont really just exaggerated whatever amount was paid. In the end, some financial agreement was reached to make the video. Then end.

  8. He Probably Got $25K From Some Other Business Venture But Not From Malik. I Wish I Would Give A Bitch $25k And It’s Not For A House, Car, Living Off Interest Or Something Elevating Myself. I Would Punch Myself In The Face If I Ever Gave A Man $25 Just To Eat His Ass. Lmao Even Then With Lamont’s Ass In His Face He Should’ve Gobbled It Up Like Some Chicken 😂😂😂

  9. He had to create a crazy narrative cause he know he’s gonna get dragged once this vid hit mainstream and all the black women see it😂

  10. ATTENTION !!! :’ GET IN HERE GUYS”…….

    Lamont was indeed paid 25K ,but not from Malik.. Fact is all three were paid by a Mega – Uber Rich Sponsor.. This 3-some just didn’t happen because they got together .. Malik don’t have that much pull or power over Dudes..[The Rich are different]

    1. This made me laugh so hard because you telling me someone paid 75k to watch the three of them fuck and I can’t picture that because they aren’t really all that 😂😂😂

  11. i think what he means (disclaimer i aint seen nothing and i dont know NEITHER one of these ugboos) is that he got $25k from his ofs subs of the video. Am i the only one who read it that way?

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