You Can’t Even Be Gay In The Animal Kingdom!

i would be so mad.
if i was getting my back blown out by a king,
in a bush over in africa,
while some pervert snapped a picture of us.
where is the respect???
i’m sure these two lions in the following story are peeved!
not a lion and lioness either.
two gay lions.
you read right.
this is the story an f-bi set me via ny daily news

Two male lions photographed while seemingly having sex has fur flying in Kenya, where a local moral leader and censor blames the same-sex behavior on gays who’ve visited the area.

These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly,” Ezekiel Mutua, the head of the Kenya Film Classification Board, told Nairobi News.

“I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic,” Mutua added. “Because these animals do not watch movies.”

Not even “The Lion King.

The pictures are the work of UK wildlife photographer Paul Goldstein, who snapped the frisky felines in the Maasai Mara game reserve. One beast laid down, and was mounted by the other.

“Some research needs to be done,” Mutua told Nairobi News. “And also I wish I can get the bio to confirm the two lions were actually male, because it is not normal.”

He suggested that the lusty “lion love birds” (his term) could have copied the homosexual acts after watching a gay couple have sex in the reserve.

Regardless, he called the beasts’ behavior “bizarre” — and plans to seclude the lions.

“I mean where on earth have you ever heard something like this happening. The demonic spirits inflicting in humans seems to have now caught up with animals,” said Mutua.

“That is why I will say isolate the crazy gay animals, study their behavior because it is not normal.”

so a gay couple made two gay lions want to bang each other?
on a reserve?
even in the animal kingdom,
the “gays” have everyone in a tizzy.

 the hyenas are having an internal meltdown.
now they gonna seclude these poor lions from their regularly scheduled dick appointments.

lowkey: of all the shit going on,
they gonna be looking for two “gay” lions?
i hope they eat them and fuck over their bodies.

article cc: ny daily news

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

10 thoughts on “You Can’t Even Be Gay In The Animal Kingdom!”

  1. LMAO @ “they must have copied the homosexual acts”, hell they prob taught US! Nature can’t be resisted. It’s time to let it go.

    I think someone needs to go back to biology class…

  2. Haha I just read this and I was lost for words. I’m a big Wildlife/Natgeo nerd and lions are my favorite animals. Males usually form groups of 2-4 to take over a pride. They do this assert to their dominance over the the other and reinforce their social bonds. It’s pretty common. Lions’ social structures can be pretty complex. You’ll never see it in the Lion King though.

    What’s crazy is this guy stands by his comments and doesn’t regret it and says it open the conservation about how evil homosexuality is.

    I bet he would have a heart attack if he found out that over 1500 species of animals been seen doing homosexual behavior…watch him be a closet case too lol!!

    Creationism vs Evolution strikes again.

    1. Well Mutua going to have a field day with this nonsense. They alway got to go after the gays and can’t worry about their own issues, really?? I guess those lions be up at the gay club and pride.

  3. I’ve read and fonted about this several days ago. We must be very clear and careful how we assert animal behavior and human behavior. Males Lions (and many other animals) are also know to commit infantcide, eat their own feces, drink blood, kill babies to get females to mate with them, as well as eat their children. 👹

    Animals do a lot of things and do it by instinct. Humans and animals are on two different spectrums… wait, let me rephrase that. Humans are “supposed” to be on different wavelengths compared to animals. Animals are usually not a good representation for human actions…but depending on where your science lies (The word lies is ironic in this sentence), humans are “considered” animals too. This may explain Twerking and social media challenges…🤔

    This act between the two lions has more in common with men in a prison than it does with Elton John and Little Richie messaging each other on Jack’d. 🌈

    The man who said all what he said is an idiot tho but it’s not surprising in this day and age. I’m sure the lions have secrectly been watching two human males get together and decided to do The Circle of Life on each other’s bussies as well..😰

    Lions on the DL now y’all!! Better call that
    DLdetective guy to investigate. Too much puss in one room. I can tell you that.
    It goes down in the den!! 🍆🦁

    I guess Disney better change the name of that Lion King remake to ..The Bussy King, or Brokeback Lions, maybe The Butch Queens of the Serengeti is a more fitting title, who knows..( though since Disney’s Lion King is sooo original, it has nothing in common with a Japanese anime called Kimba: The White Lion made in the 60s 🙄.)

    Sometimes I have to look at people/read posts and articles and wonder if being that stupid/mislead hurts. Just so stupid it makes you bones hurt, heart hurt, neck hurt, ass hurt, balls hurt…just everythang. Just dumbass arthritis.

    I just get a headache reading shyt like what that man is trying to make sense of…like is his brain on autopilot or something?

  4. BRUH! Does he not know that homosexuality exists in animals? Like they don’t have free will like us humans. He is indoctrinated in the “white devil’s” religion! FOH!

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