We Are About To Get Sued!

tumblr_mnw3acnA1p1rd1fmuo1_500well we are all headed to court because we gonna be sued.
why?
well for being gay/bi/tri
thats why!
an f-bi sent me this story from complex.
i screamed at work…

If you’re gay you better prepare for your day in court. A Nebraska woman filed a lawsuit at a U.S. District Court against every single homosexual on Earth. 66-year-old Sylvia Driskell purports to be an ambassador of God and is bringing the ultimate question to Judge John M. Gerrard: is homosexuality a “sin, or not a sin?”

Despite looking to a court of law for the answer, Driskell hasn’t cited any legal cases for her argument that “homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?).” She has, however, cited the bible. And she challenges the court not to call God a liar in her seven-page, handwritten petition.

No summons have been issued, presumably because it takes some time to track down every gay person on Earth. That, or the court isn’t taking this suit seriously.

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all in favor of this old she-jackal being taken seriously:

tumblr_msn6ip0NzG1s38g4bo7_500welp…
there you have it.

i sentence her to getting some geriatric dick and leaving well enough alone.
adjourned!

lowkey: now i wonder if the dl side of town will get their summons as well?
 then hollywood
omg atlanta
yeah this would be a almighty shit storm.

article taken: complex

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

7 thoughts on “We Are About To Get Sued!

  1. She is not playing with a full deck she has way to much time on her hand, I think she should sue on her damn self for being an ignorant insane delusional sexless nutty crazy old dumb homophobic bi**h.

  2. Lord, people irritate the hell out of me and raise my blood pressure. Let people live their lives. Miss Sylvia needs to get a fucking life.

  3. I read this the other day. Lady is crazy. As one of the Resident Law Foxes, I mean she has no valid claims. Hell, she failed to state a claim upon which relief can be granted if you want it in legalese.

    To quote a friend: “I’m not sure when some Christians started to feel like they had the right to judge other Christians’ walk with God, but last I checked we were all sinners saved by grace. So the fact that we sin differently doesn’t put any of us in greater favor.”

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