There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.
when you look like jon the barber…
…you become even sexier.
jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner…
but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out…
…because if he thought they were horny for him before,
they have entered feral now that he is taken.
mm.
i’ll be 110%:
I’m a classy kind of whore.
i don’t chase my prey nowadays.
i’m not jumping in DMs but if we are in the same event,
and someone happened to show interest and chemistry,
i wouldn’t hesitate to jump Foxhole first on that penis if the vibes were right.
unlike the others,
i know what would be getting into me and i’d leave it as that.
sometimes things happen and you end up riding the taken male for a night of raw passion.
it isn’t a love story; it’s just sex.
what?
I always fonted that I was the anti-hero in this story.
never have i ever fonted i was a saint or a role model.
it’s better i font the whorish truth than pretend otherwise.
lowkey: i love these two aren’t “totally twinsies!”…
you know how much twins in narc love totally thrills us.
