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who raised these new hoes?
I’ve always had a soft spot for the old school hoes.
the ones who knew how to move in silence.
not just the 90s rappers and actors,
but the seasoned professionals of all careers.
the ones who knew how to keep things tight,
classy,
and above all,
private.
i wasn’t taught the game by attentionistos/nistas.
i learned from the real gold diggers.
the ones who bagged the blue checks or the finest of the fine,
whether they were straight or gay,
and like denzel said:
.they moved by a code and had poise.
when it was over…
there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)
There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.
when you look like jon the barber…
…you become even sexier.
jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner…
but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out…
Soulja Boy and Chris Brown Use To Fuck Together
well kinda…
so soulja boy is dropping a lot of dirt since this beef with chris brown.
he exposed chris brown for allegedly being a coke head,
but now he dropped this during a vent tweet session…
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Kyle Long Thinks Baller Wolves Get Taken Advantage of By Hoes
so kyle long,
baller wolf for the chicago bears,
has some thoughts about the whole “ezekiel elliott/snapchat” debacle.
he took to his twitter and said this…
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Ezekiel Elliott Gets Some Post NFL Draft Leakage
pre baller wolf turned drafted to the cowboys,
ezekiel elliott,
had everyone talking with his crop top number at the ’16 nfl draft.
the excuse is he wanted to show off his abs.
i don’t mind.
i guess after a celebrating,
he also wanted to beat some easy pussy.
don’t they all?
well he got some alright and it landed on snapchat…
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The Only Hoe In The Crib For One-Foh
so this weekend,
the hoes are out in full force in the city.
they got their income tax checks,
hair got did,
make up done,
“cum fuck me” heels have been polished,
long hours of practicing how to perfect fire twerks from youtube videos,
and now its time to secure an 18 year check…
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