I got neck critters.
No…. my neck does not have crabs.
The back of my neck feels itchy and annoying.
I am not a happy Fox right now.
I went to the barber shop Thursday to get my weekly hair cut.
I usually like to make sure that I am looking fresh,
just in case some plans arise for the weekend.
I woke up on Friday and my neck felt like it was burning.
I reach back there to see what’s good….
and it is infiltrated with…
You know I was TITTTTTEEEEEEEEEE right?
Definitely NOT Fox swaggy.
I went as fast as I could and douced my neck with alcohol.
Brief sharp stinging pain might, but whatever, pain is beauty.
I had to suck it up and go to work with the neck critters.
I used some stuff (Tend Skin and Bump Patrol) but it isn’t really helping.
I don’t know WHAT to do…..!
No one can actually see it,
unless I am getting fucked doggystyle and since THAT isn’t part of my weekend plans……