there is a new type of wolf these days.
with this new social media generation also came new rules.
maybe everyone has noticed.
maybe they haven’t.
so i will shine the light on this particular wolf.
one that i gave me my “a-ha” moment today…
so you usually see this type of wolf on instagram.
he usually is fine.
he is your fantasy.
he is my fantasy.
his page might be private,
or it might not,
but his followers list tells another story.
because of this,
he probably has a couple thousand who kinda care about his life.
so this particular wolf is now a performer.
he needs to take a picture of everything.
usually he is shirtless.
did i mention that he is also “straight”?
don’t forget that!
his page acts like the new “playgirl” or some “peek a boo” web cam site.
pg13 and voyeuristic.
usually working out or showing off his body.
this is the wolf who likes attention.
we like it.
i know i like it.
yes he has a lot of vixens leaving comments,
but he also has the attention of gay men.
if he doesn’t think him does,
this is when i think he is a doofus.
so as much as he rants about who leaves comments,
he knows he likes it.
he knows that he is setting up a thirst trap to get some booty/pipe.
see this new type of wolf likes the attention of gay men.
he gets off on the likes and the admiration men leave for him.
he feeds off the:
“yo bruh i love those pants”
“yo you funny _____”
“cosign my nig”
you know you ain’t looking at this pineapple’s pants.
you looking at what i’m looking at.
lets be real.
the thing about this new wolf is that even tho he claims “straight”,
he actually is very curious.
men who obsess over their bodies are actually insecure as hell.
the right person can lower their vulnerability just by gasing their heads up.
sure they talkin’ about they want a “bad vixen” in intermet meme.
lets face it that is their fantasy.
you would be surprised how many vixens don’t like the gym rat.
even the bad ones.
do you know how many bad vixens are actually real time lesbians?
not these new lesbians you see in music videos.
if they are straight,
the bad ones end up with the chubby or skinny one.
the one who “lowered their vulnerability”.
the one she met at the supermarket or target.
the vixen doesn’t want the wolf who is posing all over social media.
she wants a wolf to be the father to her cubs.
gay men love the gym rat.
he has the ideal body we love to worship.
we will eat him alive sexually.
suck his soul out his dick and keep on swallowing until the last drop.
he knows this.
gay men give amazing throat.
you don’t have to remind him.
this new type of wolf,
9 outta 10,
is probably insecure and bisexual.
but open to whatever with the right person”.
“right person” means YOU gotta be on point.
your pictures need to have nice filters.
you gotta have a look as well as the look of being “non-messy”.
look cultured with some travel shots.
hell have some connects and you move ahead of the line.
i think the foxhole could fill out the application.
its starting to be easy to tell with these wolves now.
the shout outs especially.
i always thought shout outs was foreplay for potential sex.
this is what the new type of wolf likes.
he may even like your pictures,
set up that dm.
boom boom bing,
ya’ll trading secrets and exchanging numbers.
he gets off on it,
but like kermit…
well unless he trying to give up that “d”.