The D Is On The Market For A New Place To Keep Warm

SINGLEDword in the forest is nba baller wolf derrick rose is now single.
i’m sure he was acting single when he was in his relationship with his baby mom,
but she posted this lovely update on instagram about the split…

138235037892581c95a974eyerolldo people have to share everything online?
when will these vixens realize a kid doesn’t equal a faithful niggum?
thank god i don’t have that problem.
safe sex and pay checks!
well she does get an eighteen year paycheck and the possibility of owing that d in the near future.
the good news is the d is ripe for the picking right now.
the real question is:

Who got next?

Author: jamari fox

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3 thoughts on “The D Is On The Market For A New Place To Keep Warm”

  1. I know what you mean.People are quick to yell “it’s none of your business” and then put their ex or friend on blast about something on their twitter or facebook.

    I can see why she’s saying her baby is the greatest gift, because now she won’t have to work for the next 18 years.I don’t think these chicks think a baby will make a man faithful, I think the babies are life insurance for themselves.Plus, the baby could inherit their dad’s athletics which means ball money and retirement for mamma.

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