that is the same face i made when i read the story.
here i am putting two and two together to buy groceries today lol
anyway everyone meet mark cuban.
owns the dallas mavs.
he also just won the lottery.
the rich just got a whole lot richer…
Billionaire Mark Cuban bought this weekend’s winning Powerball lottery ticket, and will be awarded $590 million.
According to the Tampa Post, the eccentric owner of the Dallas Mavericks purchased the ticket while in Florida scouting for up and coming basketball talent.
“I kinda bought the ticket as a joke,” Cuban explains in an exclusive interview. “I was like, ‘Wow, wouldn’t it be cool if a billionaire won the lottery.’ But then it actually happened! This is awesome!”
Cuban says he will be donating some of his winnings to charity, but will mostly be seeking to upgrade his fleet of private jets and purchase several new mansions around the world.
“There are really just so many houses I don’t yet own, and so many loose women I haven’t yet banged,” he wistfully explains. “This is really gonna help me achieve my goal of becoming the ultimate player.”
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who is trying to see what “smokin a cuban” is like?