the face only a mother would love.
in this climate of panini,
coughing in public all willy nilly can get your ass shot.
people will turn their heads around with the look of shame and terror OD quick.
someone ran away from me in fear because i coughed with a mask on.
folks are tired of wearing masks in public.
so much so,
they are catching attitudes and throwing paws if they see you in a mask.
^that mouth breathin’ demon and her equally demonic friends are alleged anti maskers.
they showed their natural mouth breathin’ asses in an uber in san francisco…
*the following entry is rated xxx
viewer discretion is strongly advised
i understand some of you are horny and need to bust a nut immediately.
you are so hard,
that is nut is literally stopping you from walking.
it’s like when you gotta go take a mean shit.
your belly is hurting and whatever is inside you needs to come out now.
imagine needed to bust that kind of nut in the back of an uber…
uber drivers may have rules in their vehicles.
some may require you to not speak to them.
others may want you to not eat/drink while headed to your destinations.
this one tho:
…will tell you get out if you’re gay.
this lesbian couple:
…found that out on the way to a concert over the weekend in camden county, new jersey.
this is the video via “the daily mail“…
she is the 21-year-old college student that got in the wrong car,
which she thought was her uber,
and ended up getting murdered.
very scary story.
that actually happened to me like a month or two back…
Continue reading “is that the right uber you are getting in?”
so when i get an uber,
the drivers usually love to talk to me.
you know i love talking to people.
i try not to be “one of those types”:
“oh my God!
i’m don’t talk to people darling!
i’m too important darling!”
…and that’s usually from males.
so a foxholer sent me a story about someone’s recent trip in an uber.
it ended up with the uber driver losing his job.
this is the story from “raw story”…
nothing like a getting/giving throat while driving,
a show called “american gods” scared me from doing such a thing.
the she-hyena was giving head and he crashed the car.
well what if your uber driver decided to get head from a passenger?
it’s not the intro to a “bang bus” movie.
this shit really happened.
a foxholer sent me what was put on the company’s facebook:
“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”
this is the video they caught on snapchat…
Continue reading “When Your Uber Driver Charges You For The Head”