When Your Uber Driver Charges You For The Head

nothing like a getting/giving throat while driving,
right?
a show called “american gods” scared me from doing such a thing.
…kinda.
the she-hyena was giving head and he crashed the car.
well what if your uber driver decided to get head from a passenger?
no.
it’s not the intro to a “bang bus” movie.
this shit really happened.
a foxholer sent me what was put on the company’s facebook:

“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”

this is the video they caught on snapchat

damn.
my last uber offered me napkins and a car charger.
i didn’t get the “sex act” special.
that whole situation is out of control tho.

What would you have done?

the pervert in me would want to watch.
the concerned citizen would get the fuck out before something else was wrapped around a pole.
the driving uber jackal has since been suspended,
while the passenger who complained got a 10 dollar credit.
sounds like all is right in the forest.

read more: the new york post

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Author: jamari fox

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12 thoughts on “When Your Uber Driver Charges You For The Head

  1. Are u serious having someone kiss on u and give u head while she supposedly on drugs man he must not get a lot of sex at home!!!

  2. this story is wild , Uber could have done better than a 10 dollar credit.

    P.S. I remember one time I was giving a wolf a handy J in the car as he was driving, He was trying to focus on the road and I found it funny so out of nowhere I bend over and started giving him oral. He was so surprised he almost hit the car in the next lane lol

  3. The Uber passenger should have been charged an extra $10 for the show. LOL Here driving while texting can get you a big ticket. I wonder what the ticket is for driving while getting head. LOL Actually, such behavior is dangerous on the part of the driver. Distracted driving is dangerous. Ask mikey kun.

  4. I think the thing that makes me scratch my head is that why would the Uber driver pick up another passenger if he was going to be freaky? Why would he even allow the passenger to blow him in the first place? I know it can be hot and freaky but these drivers needs to be careful. here in Atlanta there was this one Uber driver was accused of groping a female passenger. She was drunk flashing her boobs at him and told him to feel them then I guess she sobered up, accused him of groping her inappropriately. I was like WTH???

  5. Ok…if I’m in a car that is moving at x amount of miles per hour…do you REALLY think I’m going to let them be distracted?!! If you wanna get down, do it with someone else in the passenger seat. I would tell him to pull his ass over, take a picture of his car/license plate and warn others NOT to get in his car!

    I used to have a friend that was heavy on the gas pedal. He liked to speed. He did it with me in the car with him once, and I told him to pull over and let me out. He thought it was funny. It wasn’t when you’re putting MY life in jeopardy. I never got in a car with him again. Interestingly enough, he died in a motorcycle accident a few years back.

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