today was the day i busted out of house arrest and outside.
i haven’t been outside in damn near 2 weeks.
it had to be the day because i was running out of juice.
my snacks and other essentials were all gone as well.
I had to go the store
…but i had no gloves or a mask to protect me,
which had me shook af…
we have all had this issue once or twice in our lives.
your stomach starts a-bubblin and you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough.
it don’t matter where.
you eat or drink the wrong thing and…
if we’re lucky,
we can find a bathroom fast enough.
we are shit outta luck and…
a foxholer sent me michael rapaport’s ig,
who had some wild shit to show and well…
jackals really annoy me.
i know i’m supposed to ignore them,
but it’s hard when they are fuckin’ with our food.
i guess there is a new challenge out there.
jackals are going into supermarkets,
opening ice cream,
and putting it back on the shelf.
so i saw this a few days ago on my twitter tl:
What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS
— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019
…and went instantly insane.
( x they’re already hot on her ass )
now we got the copycats who have nothing else better to do…
i was struggling with my basket tonight at the supermarket.
imagine trying to juggle a basket full of food in one hand,
and a full duffle bag in the next?
well that was me tonight.
the amazing jamari fox!
and thats when he came in my direction...
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so i wanted to get to the sto’ early today.
i know if i went later,
i’d have to deal with the baby mamas and mamas babies.
so i put my headphones on,
got my grocery cart,
and headed down the block.
while i was in the sto’,
i was trying not to spend an arm and leg on food.
lately my food bills have been out of my budget.
last time was 175.
i had to pay some bills and couldn’t afford it.
while i was getting eggs,
listening to “v.s.o.p” on repeat,
i saw this hand out the corner of my eye waving.
when i looked…
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