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“Hey Job Interview! I’m Tryna Sleep Ova Here!”

i haven’t been sleeping.
well,
i wake up at odd hours during the night.
what i think is morning is really 2am.
last night,
i woke up at around 3am.
since i couldn’t get back to sleep,
i decided to send out a few resumes.
i think my body is internally worried.
one job in particular stood out

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Posted in TURN YO TV ON

“We’re Expecting Twins… and My Hubby Likes The Menz”

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not with kevin trollin’ for male company as his wife sleeps on that love seat…
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Posted in THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES

When James Harden Wakes Up…

enhanced-buzz-27752-1342885569-5nba baller wolf,
james harden,
likes to sleep.
well after a night of alleged ratchet fun,
he didn’t realize one of his whores was going to catch him sleep
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Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ

Up

Screen Shot 2014-09-03 at 7.42.50 AMi don’t want to get up yet…

lowkey: this is how i sleep strangely enough.
add my laptop at the corner of the bed and
there ya go…

Posted in SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

#teamifuckinsleep

tumblr_mimv72cQ9k1rp6xono1_500i never got into that “#teamnosleep” foolishness.
i think i saw diddy tweeting it one time.
afterwards i saw people who just wanted to be up for no reason.
i guess to give the impression to strangers they are busy?
i dunno.
all i know is i’m getting my 8 hours or close to it.
well i saw this on my tumblr just now and i see why i never neglected sleep…

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This Is What Happens When I Go To Sleep Mad. I End Up Dying!

tumblr_ltp9spMgbK1qgorevo1_500i had this dream that i died last night.
before i went to bed,
i wrote an entry and it completely fucked up.
i was pissed and just said fuck it.
i took a shower and climbed in bed.
knocked out immediately.
funny enough,
after a dream like that,
i woke up so calm.
let me try to remember everything about the dream…

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