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jussie smollett sends us all a “hey bighead” on instagram

ex-boyfriends and fwbs are starting come out of hiding.
the forests are in shambles so they we miss them.
our ex,
jussie smollett,
thinks we miss his presence.
he decided to gift us with song on his instagram
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Britney Spears Shows You What “Vocals” Are

what i love about streaming music,
we can listen to so many albums we never gave a chance.
sidebar: the other day i was listening to fiona apple’s album,
“tidal”.

lowkey obsessed.
so i was actually listening to britney’s older discography the other night.
some of her bubblicious pop music has aged terribly,
but even still,
she has a serious catalog of hits.
well,
she turned 36 today.
happy birthday britney!
madonna decided to sing “toxic” for “world’s aids day” yesterday.

“toxic”…
for world’s aids day…
madonna…
i can’t.
britney decided to return the acapella favor with elvis presley’s,
“can’t help falling in love”

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Borrell JR Is Adding Something New To His Attentionisto Resume

we haven’t talked about borrell jr in a while.
he use to be the rage in the foxhole for a hot minute.
well borrell jr has a new career venture he wants to share.
he sings
raps
i don’t know what you call it.
he is now doing that “reggaeton” thing.
this is what a foxholer sent in me…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (47)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001what do you do when you stand before the judge for kidnapping?
you sing an adele song.
yes.
that’s right.
this ragga-jackal did just that and well…
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Hello Foxhole (Its Me)

2DAB847500000578-0-image-a-10_1445535219660“Hello, how are you?
It’s so typical of me to talk about myself
I’m sorry, I hope that you’re well…”

its funny how a simple song can,
on accident,
take you someplace emotionally.
a place you had locked away in a vault deep in your brain.
  that’s what adele’s new song,
“hello”,
did to me today…

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