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king james keeps the president seething

if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:

…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:

well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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White Privilege Will Keep You In School After Murder Charges?

if only we could all have white privilege
that is the story of cameron terell.
he is in ^that circle up above.
allegedly,
he is a suspect in a murder,
but they allowed him to return back to school.
yup.
a whole school.
this is what a foxholer sent me via “the daily mail”
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I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale

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nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
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I’m Guessing To Expect All Of The Baller Wolves To Be Stupid?

so everyone meet cardale jones:

he looks like he has alot to say, don’t he?

well, he is upset and i can see why!
all the big books and pencils bother him.
so, he took to twitter to vent his frustration.
look at what he said…

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… Annnnnnnd I’m Done!

So I was on Tumblr when I ran across this…

thunderwear:

ohmygOD so today this kid in ┬ámy school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him….

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