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cardi b ain’t about that tour life anymore

welp,
i called it.
i said that after cardi b got pregnant,
this would fuck up her “career”.
it looks like i was right.
if ya’ll was looking to see her on tour with bruno mars,
you are about to disappointed.
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Joie Chavis Might Have A Bundle of Subs For Her Future IG Stories

she must be a slow learner.
so i hate when folks preach one thing,
but end up make dumb ass decisions.
like,
we all do dumb shit,
but it’s another level to be making “dumb ass decisions”.
it’s when you out here moving so stupidly and taking obvious “L”s.
i often wonder…

Where are your damn friends?
Where are ya aunties and uncles?
Hell,
Where ya mama?

i’m talking to you miss joie chavis.
allegedly,
she is…

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“These Is Bloody Show” (Cardi B Has Something To Show Us)

ya know,
i don’t see this one lasting too long.
as much she wanted to be in the industry before,
she has been realizing it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
cardi b has been lying for months about her mystery weight gain.
she been going at folks heavy on social media,
letting them know she was “getting fat in peace”.

yeah right.
well she debuted another clapback on snl last night via “tsr“…
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Jeremy Meeks Secured The Bag After Shootin’ Up The Club

hood dick is a snow bunny’s hidden kryptonite.
maybe,
everyone?
all the snow bunnies life,
she was taught to date and marry.
i look at the snow bunnies at my job and they’re sharks.
they ain’t having no cubs until they see a ring and a stock portfolio.
it isn’t until they somehow creep with a hood wolf,
she gets hypnotized by the charm,
and he goes deep up in her vagina to a spot she didn’t know existed…

you know what happens next.
they even do it with the gays.
hood dick is universal and doesn’t miss any hole.
jeremy meeks is leading the pack in the wolf golddiggas.
kevin federline was bumped down.
jeremy is expecting a cub with topshop heiress,
chloe green.
this is the news via “us weekly”
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Saquon Barkley Next Bag Is Gonna Be Sponsored By Pampers

ya know,
if i was a pre-baller wolf,
cubs wouldn’t even be in my equation.
setting up my goals would be the main priority.
that success doesn’t last too long.
if i was a pre baller wolf,
who wasn’t even drafted yet,
i’d be pregnant with another purpose.
THE.
BAG
.
saquon barkley,
who plays football at penn state,
is not like most of us.
his vixen had a huge revelation on her ig…
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How You Can Get In Some Ass With The Power of Speaking It Into Existence

^this is how ya’ll dating now?
so this landed on my twitter tl and i had to share with the foxhole.
the power of speaking things into existence!
“dgaf” danielle met the wolf of her dreams.
how?
she posted this image a year ago:

hmm.
well,
it led this wolf responding back:

peep the year because it’s important to this.
well check his reply that made her absolutely wet…

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