A Double Cup of Joe

Screen Shot 2014-12-22 at 9.04.55 PMwell here is a double cup of joe.
“big papa penis” baller wolf joe anderson.
“lil’ wolf with a big boy body” joe warren.
big joe has was last playing for the eagles,
but sadly he was cut.
lil joe is a model and personal trainer.
well they are both “brother wolves in christ”.
well just look at god…
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Whoever Quinton Hillocks Is, He Got Some Leakage

tumblr_m02pa3qSru1qbmwkbo1_500well this is more my speed.
everyone meet boxer turned model wolf,
quinton hillocks.
i never heard of him.
but one of my f-bi alerted me of his nice leakage the other day…
(nsfw,
18^,
and not for “straight eyes”…)
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The Only Thing I Chase Is Money and Good Pipe

aqedys-l-c680x680-shoes-bag-nike-flowers-flower-print-airmax-roshe-run-sneakers-nike-floral-black-nike-running-shoes-pink-workout-gym-nike-floral-print-roshe-run-colour-brand-material-rosheruns-blacone thing a fox doesn’t do,
is a fox don’t chase.
unless the feelings are mutual,
then you can put on your running shoes
anything less than that is dead and goes on the shoe rack.
so i’ve been communicating with the snow model wolf i met at #nyfw…
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Working Out Means You Signed Your Life Over To The Devil?

tumblr_ms1n5frNMi1qjl96uo1_500“do 1,000 sit ups before breakfast.
2,000 before lunch,
and 10,000 before bedtime.”

“see these rock hard abs?
they came from doing sits on the holy grail and drinking cat blood right after.”

“you can get bouncing pecs too.
just make sure you lift your weight in a mini cooper and then wrestle a rabid raccoon right after.”

“i’m a herbalife life assistant. contact me today.”

is herbalife the male mary kay?
yeah so those are all instagram statuses.
you know i keed.
first it was models,
then it was twerking,
now its the BILF (body i’d like to f).

tumblr_ms0o8lpDVR1qfyyoco1_500now we’re talking!
personal trainer wolves have started to flood instagram.
you can’t page hop without seeing compression shorts,
work out videos in the playground,
and sweat juice pecs.
listen i love my wolves with the muscular bodies.
i been known to worship a nice body,
while on my knees with spanish candles burning,
but has anyone noticed that everyone with muscle mass wants to whey in on a workout regiment?
it seems like these wolves who sucked as athletes have decided that training would be their life goal.
how fun is some meaty asshole
telling you that you ain’t shit because you don’t live in the gym?
how fun also that they won’t date anyone who isn’t working out either?
its like they have the personality of a dumbbell.
you notice a majority of these wolves have no one?
how can they have anyone really?
well besides “gymella” and that bitch is pretty much ran through.
hell the illusion of great work out like sex maybe just a fantasy as well.
i don’t mind the free work out tips,
but god forbid i try to hit them up about advice.
hell even personal training sessions…
tumblr_lsbmt6NdyQ1qhtn3ko1_r1_500 tumblr_lsbmt6NdyQ1qhtn3ko2_500i mean you are a “personal trainer” right?
i’m starting to think that personal training is all some of them have to offer.

with a gym now on every corner,
and a “steve to stephon” type dude with an instagram account,
i couldn’t help but wonder…

has personal training
become the new fall back career for swaggless men?

WOLF MEAT: LEFTOVERS (295)

i love him.

4cc767004f862brandon parker,
model and ex pre-baller wolf,
could still get it.
i know this is for the wolves,
i’m sure the foxes would like a sample

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I Wonder What Dirty Talk In Bulgarian Bees Like?

i saw this snow wolf today and damn near keeled over.
everyone welcome to the pleasure hole

…. lazar angelov.
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