SLIDE ME YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN MAKE YOU ANOTHER BODY

i have been a silly hoe.
not in the literal sense,
depending on which era of my life i was in,
but i was giving a part of me away for “something”.
i was spreading myself far and wide for love and affection.
when i looked at how many bodies i collected,
and how we were all virtual strangers at this point,
i realized that these folks don’t need direct access to me anymore.
so in my new rebrand,
restart,
and rebecoming

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you gotta prove it if you’re trying to get in (me)

i live in new yawk,
but mentally,
i’ve been in another country at a wellness retreat.
when i shut down my personal social media accounts,
the intent was to come back once i was healed.
that means work on this therapy shit hardbody.
foxhole,
i can say i’m well on my way to being healed and reclaiming my time.
i feel like serena van der woodson coming back to ny in the first episode of og gossip girl.


on my final purge today,
on a brand new moon,
my phone’s contact list lost some serious weight.
that hoe is skinny af.
the way i see things now is this…

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GNC: Buy One; Get His Number Free of Charge

i was feeling lit this afternoon.
it was stemming from:

“insecure” on hbo
  the great interview i had this morning

as i was walking to go home,
something told me to stop into gnc for multivitamins.
that’s where i saw him.
all…

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How To Seduce a Wolf While His Wife Is Sitting Right Next To Him

I make “straight” Wolves feel comfortable.

Call it a gift.
As some Foxes make Wolves get into that zone in private,
others can do that in public and be the “friend” or “cousin”.
Some Wolves actually like the fact he can bring you outside and you not raise a single alarm.
But, when you meet a Wolf who has a WIFEY…
how do you keep from having her suspect anything?
Wolves these days are putting Vixens on their arms and pretending to be straight.
It is pretty pointless and messy if you ask me, but whatever.

But I always wondered…

Does she secretly know?

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WOLF MEAT (49)

See the issue with the following Fox tail below is….

My little dick Wolves know they should walk right on by.
Just look and gawk.
Don’t even think about trying to slip a number…

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The Tweet That Should Have Been Discreet

I love discreet Wolves.
I love Twitter.
I love male celebs.
I love male celebs who secretly want a Fox for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? 

What does this all have in common?

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