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jaguar wright finds herself trying to out mary j. blige?

i figured jaguar wright was angry with how her career ended up.
i thought she would be going after those who tried to destroy her.
what bugs me is when someone gets the shotgun but shoots everyone else instead of their intended target(s).
jaguar decided to take aim at allegedly outing mary j blige

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Aunt Mary Gon’ Cry At The End of Every Month

well i’m baffled.
it looks like kendu,
aunt mary’s “hyena of a ex husband”,
is about to be on a nice vacation.
auntie has to pay him spousal support.
guess who much she has to pay him via tmz
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If I Knew Aunt Mary Would Scalp Me This Weekend…

…i wouldn’t have gotten a haircut.
i love when aunt mary j blige is sad.
i hate when some pineapple does her wrong,
but i love when she gets to expressing her feelings on wax.
as much as i love to see auntie mary happy,
like most artists,
they produce the best work when they are in the dark.
i can relate.
so can we talk about this “strength of a woman” album…
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Mary J. Blige’s “Good Broke Dick” Is In Her Bank Accounts

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this is why…
i’m always with dating/marrying up.
when you start giving just anyone a chance,
and your finances is together,
is when all hell can break loose letting trash in your life.
you see these broke attentionistos fuckin’ the brains out their prey.
mary j. blige must regret letting this trash named martin “kendu” issacs in her life.
we tried to tell her.
well kendu wants spousal support every month from mary.
guess how much he allegedly wants?…
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Well… At Least Mary Ain’t Singing About Food This Time!

tumblr_nb6ybvkqj51r0djllo1_500before i start,
i have to say that i love mary’s glasses.
so mary j blige moved past that burger king commercial.
you remember that fiasco,
right?

it made for some amazing memes and parody videos.
well mary could be back for a second round of roasting.
she did this interview special for apple music with hillary clinton.
very random.
she decided to sing a song about police brutality to hillary and well…
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I’d Let Kevin Cossom Get Some Sexy Time

i have always thought kevin cossom was fine as hell.

he may not be “baller wolf” kinda fine,
but in person he looks really good.
i have worked around him briefly and i could not stop looking.
he is tall,
really cool,
and has a nice body.
his lips and arms tho…

so when i saw that kevin had a new video out,
i had to jump on it

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