i don’t have cable to keep up with sports these days.
i know i was all eyes watching the nba last season tho.
that season was a wash,
but the finals…
I wanted to see if Brooklyn would have brought home the ring.
kd showed up and got performance anxiety.
is it wrong to think the knicks winning the ring would have hit more?
everyone who isn’t a sports fanatic looks forward to watching the superbowl halftime show.
that is when our selected favorites pull out their best for their career upgrades.
they announced who will be performing this year on nfl’s twitter…
i figured jaguar wright was angry with how her career ended up.
i thought she would be going after those who tried to destroy her.
what bugs me is when someone gets the shotgun but shoots everyone else instead of their intended target(s).
jaguar decided to take aim at allegedly outing mary j blige…
well i’m baffled.
it looks like kendu,
aunt mary’s “hyena of a ex husband”,
is about to be on a nice vacation.
auntie has to pay him spousal support.
guess who much she has to pay him via tmz…
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…i wouldn’t have gotten a haircut.
i love when aunt mary j blige is sad.
i hate when some pineapple does her wrong,
but i love when she gets to expressing her feelings on wax.
as much as i love to see auntie mary happy,
like most artists,
they produce the best work when they are in the dark.
i can relate.
so can we talk about this “strength of a woman” album…
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this is why…
i’m always with dating/marrying up.
when you start giving just anyone a chance,
and your finances is together,
is when all hell can break loose letting trash in your life.
you see these broke attentionistos fuckin’ the brains out their prey.
mary j. blige must regret letting this trash named martin “kendu” issacs in her life.
we tried to tell her.
well kendu wants spousal support every month from mary.
guess how much he allegedly wants?…
Continue reading “Mary J. Blige’s “Good Broke Dick” Is In Her Bank Accounts”
before i start,
i have to say that i love mary’s glasses.
so mary j blige moved past that burger king commercial.
you remember that fiasco,
it made for some amazing memes and parody videos.
well mary could be back for a second round of roasting.
she did this interview special for apple music with hillary clinton.
she decided to sing a song about police brutality to hillary and well…
Continue reading “Well… At Least Mary Ain’t Singing About Food This Time!”