so you follow @attentionwhore instagram.
pick one.
there are a ton.
either his body was glistening more than usual,
or he went in on something sexual,
but something inside you started typing a comment.
one that was kinda bold.
well said @attentionwhore decided to reply:

“thats a lil suspect son.”
“wow thats that homo shit.”
“why are you even commenting under my shit nigga?”

embarrassing, i’m sure.
all the vixens are laughing and making comments.
they too are fiending for the dick.
you aren’t who i’m side eying at the moment.
its the other hyenas in the comment box who got something to say:

“wow *insert smiley face emoticons* @attentionwhore”
“thats real suspect son @attentionwhore”
“you sure told him @attentionwhore”

uuuh…
ya’ll crusty face dumb ass negros following him too.
i know ya’ll not following for the #foodporn and the drinks.
don’t start trying to get in good with @attentionwhore for brownie points.
especially at the expense of someone else.
stop the foolishness.
stop it right now.
oh and cut the “son” and “bruh” too.
you don’t say that shit in real life and you know it.
thanks.
FXHLE MGMT.

king james flexed his muscles the other day.
he was in traffic going to the jay z/jt concert in miami.
well with a wave of his scepter,
he got a police escort that involved him being driven on the wrong side of the street.
well all the miami police folk aren’t feeling his privilege and well…

Continue reading “King James Says “F The Peasants” and Gets A Police Escort” →

“aint worried bout nothin”
by french montana has got to be the song of the summer.
i hear that shit everywhere.
well since miley cyrus wants to be everywhere the black people are,
she jumped on the remix…

Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Goes Fulltime Ratchet on “Aint Worried Bout Nothin” Remix” →

i love when joe budden has his moments on twitter.
he can go from love physiologist to sex education counselor.
what happened to music director?
well today joey decided to discuss his “how her ass taste” with the kiddies.
of course read the tweets from the bottom up…

Continue reading “Joe Budden Schools The Kids On The Art of Booty Eating” →

yeah….i dunno how i feel about beyonce with this short hair.
at least she could have went jet black on us.
switch it up with some other color than blonde.
that actually woulda been really dope.

lowkey: is her tour over now?

pay b a visit: instagram

that is a mountain of wolf right there.
well kerry’s birthday was last weekend.
i wonder if he got anyone to blow out his candle?

x his instagram