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Derek J’s Boyfriend Is Better Than Yours?

everyone is talking about derek j’s alleged man today.
an f-bi sent the reveal today and apparently it has shut down the internet.
apparently it’s because he is “the wolf of dreams and fantasies”.
they are shocked he is “masculine”.
what they thought?
gays only cuffin’ queens out hea?
you’d be surprised.

x the united negro wake up call of what gays get

everyone meet derek j’s “alleged” man…
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“I’m Joseline Hernandez Baby” Shows Us Stevie J’s Assets

under and socks.
only stevie j would.

So Preston Adams Has His Agent Catfishing The Cootie Cat For Him?

ain’t nothing worse than a cat fish.
ain’t nothing worse than a catfish who pretending to have it “like that”.
everyone meet preston adams.
he is allegedly an ex-denver nuggets player.
i remember him from dating erica mena from l&hhny a couple months ago.

( x i also remember him from this video too )

erica had him all over her instagram.
like so:
i was reading baller alert today where it says this one is allegedly using a fake agent to pick up vixens online.
check to see the email his alleged “agent” sent to vixen nikki nicole…
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Rauve Haley Is Chocolate Wonderful

yes.
yes take it all in.
everyone meet rauve’ haley.
we just talked about personal trainers this morning too.
yikes.
well one of my f-bi had to alert me of all that chocolate milky goodness…

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Working Out Means You Signed Your Life Over To The Devil?

“do 1,000 sit ups before breakfast.
2,000 before lunch,
and 10,000 before bedtime.”

“see these rock hard abs?
they came from doing sits on the holy grail and drinking cat blood right after.”

“you can get bouncing pecs too.
just make sure you lift your weight in a mini cooper and then wrestle a rabid raccoon right after.”

“i’m a herbalife life assistant. contact me today.”

is herbalife the male mary kay?
yeah so those are all instagram statuses.
you know i keed.
first it was models,
then it was twerking,
now its the BILF (body i’d like to f).

now we’re talking!
personal trainer wolves have started to flood instagram.
you can’t page hop without seeing compression shorts,
work out videos in the playground,
and sweat juice pecs.
listen i love my wolves with the muscular bodies.
i been known to worship a nice body,
while on my knees with spanish candles burning,
but has anyone noticed that everyone with muscle mass wants to whey in on a workout regiment?
it seems like these wolves who sucked as athletes have decided that training would be their life goal.
how fun is some meaty asshole
telling you that you ain’t shit because you don’t live in the gym?
how fun also that they won’t date anyone who isn’t working out either?
its like they have the personality of a dumbbell.
you notice a majority of these wolves have no one?
how can they have anyone really?
well besides “gymella” and that bitch is pretty much ran through.
hell the illusion of great work out like sex maybe just a fantasy as well.
i don’t mind the free work out tips,
but god forbid i try to hit them up about advice.
hell even personal training sessions…
i mean you are a “personal trainer” right?
i’m starting to think that personal training is all some of them have to offer.
with a gym now on every corner,
and a “steve to stephon” type dude with an instagram account,
i couldn’t help but wonder…