You Gonna Need To Leave An Hour Early For Work Due To The MTA

it never fails when i’m early for work,
the mta makes me late.
my bosses don’t seem to realize that.
 they take the metro north so they wouldn’t.
my job was talking about come in an hour earlier.
YEA TF RIGHT!
as with anyone in new yawk,
they know how unreliable the mta is.
it will legit have you vex af in the morning.
well prepare to be even more annoyed,
new yawk foxhole.

they about to do a decade of construction,
which means an absolute shit show ahead.
this is what the “daily mail” had to say…

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I Guess They Gonna Be A Lot of Fines In The NFL Next Year

well,
one can only hope.
so i saw the following article today and was absolutely disgusted.
it seems the nfl is going to deal with those who kneel next year.
this is what i read on “the new york times”
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“Insecure” Sex Scenes Literally Getting Cast Members Pregnant Out Here

listen,
i couldn’t wait to get home to font about this.
so ^that’s “big titty tasha” aka dominque perry from “insecure”.
one of my favorite shows that comes back in 3 months.
well i remember when she put this up on her ig:

…and everyone was trying to figure out who the baby daddy was.
from the caption,
it seems like it was un-planned aka “he gone”.
it was so random,
but i had a feeling there was a brewing story behind it.
well,
it turns out i was right!
so the cub was born:

…but guess who the father is…
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The Foxholer Who Dated A White Hybrid

as of late,
i’ve been seeing some of the sexiest white wolves.
in the forests,
in my office,
and on my tv:

aside from my cousin hybrid,
who has dated and swore off white males,
i don’t really know anyone else who has dated one.
i was having a convo with one of the foxholers in ig dms today.
the topic of him dating a white hybrid came up.
i asked him if i could post his experience for the foxhole.
he was down for it and this is what he said
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Um, Who Dis All Over K Michelle?

f-bi
i have a mission for you.
so i was listening to one of my favorite k michelle songs,
“v.s.o.p”,
when i stumbled upon a video i ain’t never seen of hers.
it’s for a song called “ain’t you”.
well can someone please
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Michael B Jordan Does Essence Magazine (and My Burning Loins)

you know what i love?
when folks ain’t feeling a wolf i’m attracted to.
whew!
well not everyone is feeling michael b jordan.
his recent “essence magazine” spread tho…
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