cubs tend to open up lemonade stands when the weather gets hot.
it’s really cute when they do.
a black cub decided to do a “water stand”.
this snow she-jackal named alison ettel,
in all her gentrification over in san francisco,
went and did this… Continue reading “They Calling The Hunters For Selling Water Now (Allegedly)” →

i’m obsessed.
you know when i like something,
i have to tell the foxhole.
i don’t think i’ve worn a hat on my head since 2013.
i was all about fitteds back then,
especially a yankees fitted,
but i grew tired of them.
lately,
i’ve been rocking various dad hats.
i love how they look on me.
oh,
what’s a dad hat?
basically…
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as much as i love a nice downtown loft or apartment,
i am weary of big windows.
sometimes when you’re walking ( x the highline ) in new yawk,
you can see right inside folk’s cribs.
some like the voyeurism.
i like a curtain.
well a foxholer sent me a video of a couple having sex.
it was recorded from everyone outside their window tho…
Continue reading “Let’s Do It With The Windows Open” →

foxhole.
it’s that time of year again.
one of my favorites,
actually.
the “espn body issue” is cummin around the corner.
yes.
a meat buffet for all!
a foxholer sent me one of the entrees,
yasiel puig,
from the dodgers….

…in motion.
well…
Continue reading “The 2018 ESPN Body Issue Is Chocked Full Of B-Complex Vitamins” →

i nearly died.
okay,
i’m being dramatic,
but i could have if what happened earlier went left.
so i decided to take myself to lunch and a movie today.
i don’t do that enough.
i really wanted to see the new “jurassic park”,
so i got my ticket in advance.
fast forward to me in the theater now.
i’m a damn good seat,
when…

Continue reading “Shut All That Screaming Up! We’re Trying To Watch A Movie In Here!” →

i said i wanted this to be my last job.
i wanted this to the last corporate “anything” i worked at.
God clearly had other plans for me.
so i’ve been at my wits end with my job.
it has gotten so bad foxhole.
my spirit has usually been at home,
while i bawdy has been at work.
i’m clearly on airplane mode there.
well…

Continue reading “When You Reached Your Wits End At Work (Peace Out To Them)” →