why do you care whose private parts i had in my mouth? (do you want yours in my mouth?)

boom.
when i wake up in the morning,
the first thing i do is scroll my twitter.
i always tell folks that twitter is the best news source.
^that tweet was the first thing i saw this morning.
it led to these tweets
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he read the comments in the foxhole and wasn’t pleased…

as you know,
we font about a lot of males on the foxhole.
whenever i post someone,
they tend to go pretty viral.
as soon as that happens,
the gossip starts to flow within the foxhole.
some of the foxholers come with the whole story.
like,
it’s hard not to believe it because they come with reciepts.
there are others i can tell are making shit up.
i had a wolf hit me today about his entry…

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Jamari Fox Is The Talk Of The Forest

everyone likes gossip.
gossip sells magazines and creates personas.
as much as we pretend we don’t,
our ears perk up when we hear other folk’s business.
i’ll be 100 with ya.
i like to hear the “he gets down” talk.
i never use it to out anyone,
but i’ll know who my eyes are set on to entertain in my foxhole.
forests and foxholes confirm all the wolves/hybrids/and foxes.
well i knew i’d be the gossip of why i’m not at my last job.
i thought i kept my exit pretty quiet.
thing 2 called me last night with another story…
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Dear God Can You Put A Penis In My Mouth So I Will Stop Gossiping. Amen!

Communication Conference

“mmm you know he suckin’ dick for happy meals right? yes chile.”

“um no one is a bottom anymore cause its all about being a vers boo boo. i been making a good hoe name for myself in these streets. step ya bussy game up. no one sucks a dick like me bay bah bayyyy bayyyy!!!”

“ooh didn’t you hear? he a escort on craigslist. can you imagine? craigslist? all the real hoes go on a4a boo. i’m just sayings in everything. shoots.”

“biiiiiitch guess who i just saw on myvidster getting his back. blown. out???!!! biiiiitttttch!!! he was supposed to be a top, but biiiiiiitch he a bottom!!!??? i mean biiiiiiiitch he never wanted to fuck me in any role, but i had to tell you biiiiitch because its a biiiitccchhh!!!”

now inside the church its:

“that is sister margret’s daughter. you know she has a past right? married men girl. mm hmm.”

“why didn’t sam put money in for offering? he is not giving to the lord. don’t he know hell?”

“i just had to pray for sister denise. mm mmm. she slept with 5 men in one weekend and is pregnant. don’t know who the father is. poor girl. she told me in confidence, but the lord told me to share.”

“the lord told me it was okay to sleep with the pastor. he came to me in prayer and said the reason he doesn’t look at his wife is because they are not happy. the lord told me to sit and spin on his penis three times, look to the left, and bark like a dog and i will be the new first lady.”

i started to wonder…

Same story; different cast?

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Tahiry Is Allegedly Married and Giving Out Herpes In These Streets????

never trust a big butt and a smile?

tahiry has some ‘splaining to do.
someone decided to send in a letter allegedly outing her ring finger,
her health status,
and who she let beat that big ol booty within the business….

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