the complicated life and love of ernest diaz (made for tv)

i have a coupon for some money off celestial seasonings tea.
i love a nice cup of tea (liquid and in my ears).
i keep forgetting to bring it out of the crib when i go to the store.
here am i forgetting a damn coupon but ya’ll are good at keeping up double and triple lives.
ernest diaz,
who is pictured above from new yawk,
had no issue forgetting to keep up his pretty busy life.
so get this.
he had…

A long term girlfriend
3 young kids
Another girlfriend
His older John that he met being a sex worker
A boyfriend who ended up killing him the other day

it’s a lot via ny daily news

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all of the 90s black tv show classics are gonna be back in stock (on this decade’s blockbuster video)

“90s and up” kids understand the joy that was blockbuster video.
friday nights at blockbuster was poppin’.
that’s when you go to rent the newest release that was in the theater.
i use to beg my parents to pick up “such and such” a movie/game.
for those who remember,
there was like 50-11 copies of the new movie and all of them would be gone.
those were some of the best moments of my childhood.
in 2020,
blockbuster is no more (well except one place in the us)…

…but it’s all about streaming movies and tv shows.
no more getting vex by something we want to see not being in stock.
it’s all there at our fingertips,
whether illegally or not.
i woke up from a nap today to see all of my 90s fav black tv shows are coming back…

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we shouldn’t laugh at the two girlfriends of r. kelly

so ^those two sex slaves girlfriends of r. kelly,
azriel clary and joycelyn savage,
i actually feel really sorry for them…
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Guys Who Have Girlfriends But Secretly Like Guys Want To Smash Me

tumblr_lllv0vvHGa1qawkezo1_500i never meet single wolves.
well not ones i’m actually attracted to.
i always meet a wolf who has a vixen.
girlfriend or married.
never fails.
sometimes a wolf who already has a fox on rare occasions.
they always turn out to be sexy as hell and charming as fuck.
aaahhh who am i kidding?
they just want to fuck me stupid and go home to read bedtime stories.
damn cheatin’ bastids.
i was on the way home tonight,
after my home girl wanted to treat me to dinner,
and in walks this couple on the train.
i was looking at my phone,
but when i looked up,
i happen to catch eye contact with wolf.
he was looking at me,
looked off,
but then continued looking.
that move.
they sat a little across from me.
he was attractive.
nice ass.
had this dorky vibe to him tho.
the vixen looked good.
i was moreso looking at her.
she looked like a dancer or something.
definitely had this exxxotical thing going on.
is it love or the love of his money?
she was kissing him and all this extra shit.
didn’t stop him from looking in my direction tho.
when she looked away or looked at her phone,
he found ways to catch my eye contact skillfully.
he did all the way until their stop.
these vixens let all this d/l shit fly over their heads.
i wonder if he’ll go home and fuck her thinking about me?
that lowkey kinda turns me on.
lawd that was wrong.
ah well.
yeah i must have “available whore” written on my forehead.

tumblr_ku5cgvLlRC1qzwrk6o1_400too bad i’m not a whore tho.
well not a blatant one.
triflin’ whores definitely have more fun.

Dez Bryant Likes His Cake and Ice Cream From Different Colleges

tumblr_me8832kF0N1rkfyxlo1_1280life must be great for dez bryant, huh?
he has a problem.
… or does he?
dez has 2 vixens he is giving the pipe too.
he and that same pipe traveled to their college graduations,
where they uploaded pictures of him cheatin’ on instagram.
i swear instagram is the devil

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