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i’m a self-sabotaging snack (please eat me)

i fonted on twitter the other day:

“I’ve been wasting my handsome-ness on dusties.”

i meant that in the most non-conceited way possible.
i was actually taking some self inventory of myself,
tbh.
it’s true was true tho.

Hi.
I’m Jamari Fox and I’m a fear based,
self sabotaging,
and insecure fox.
Nice to meet you.
Where is the bathroom?

no seriously,
i have to pee.
i realized it’s all my fault and i’m glad i’m able to recognize that…

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lil nas x thought folks would abandon him once he came out

i’m proud of america (for once).
i haven’t said/fonted that in a while.
lil nas x came out of the closet and there was no push back.
he is still selling and i enjoy him on twitter.
he spoke to “time magazine” about how scared he was to come out.
a foxholer sent me what he he had to say via “msn
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transgenders shouldn’t feel safe around other… women?

she’s pretty,
but i think she might be a little stupid.
what?
you come here for my honesty so…
^that is trans-vixen and l’oreal spokeswoman,
munroe bergdorf.
she claims that vixens assigned “female” at birth put the fear in her.
according to “the guardian“…
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jean wyllys left because they’re huntin gays over in brazil (run)

i heard gay males over here use to love going to brazil for their meat.
not the food,
but the fine brazilian males that live in those parts.
all that has changed and many gays are in fear of their lives.
an openly gay congressman,
jean wyllys,
has left the country because of all the rampant homophobia.
a foxholer sent me this from “npr”
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how tight can you clench your butt cheeks in full “scared af”?

 

so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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Um, Your Emotions Are All Over The Place (Inside Out)

when we are cubs,
we usually have one main emotion that pushes us.
joy.
joy is what made us bright eyed and bushy tailed to be alive.
we see the world as one big adventure.
with the help of our parents,
we learn how to use joy to experience love.
as we grow however,
and shit happens throughout our lives,
we get introduced to the different emotions within us…

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