Tag: date
LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: “Champagne Chronik Nightcap” Edition (43)

so i know you have been lonely for a while.
i got 5 of my best candidates ready to take you out on a date.
champagne chronik nightcap.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlO00rkOP4]
let loose and be a little… bad.
you getting uptight on me.
you need to be in the presence of someone fine.
willing to do whatever you desire.
i got chu baby.
let’s see the contestants in the pleasure hole…
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Who Else Wanted To Bagg Stevie?

^not that creature from the wack abyss…
but this wolf…
remember that cutie wolf k michelle was all over on love and hiphop atl on monday?

well, you know i had to put you an F-BI ticket on him right?…
Tonight, I Have A Date With Frank Ocean

i’m actually pretty excited about this date.
i have waited a long time to for this.
maybe we can actually talk about how he has inspired me.
how much i, we, love his album.
how i, we, think he is absolutely amazing.
how he has many fans he has in the foxhole.
i’ll tell you guys allllllll about it tomorrow.
but, check out <eta: 7/27/12: 1:34> what a fake frank <eta> had to say to his haters on twitter…
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So, Foxes Should Never Get Fat Because We Will Die Alone?

Hey,
I didn’t say it.
Someone sent me a TIP with this article and I can only imagine how much discussion it will produce…
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The Tail of Jamari’s First Date
First dates.
That is a phrase most of us haven’t heard in a while.
Some of ya’ll: NEVER.

“A date? wtf is that?”
You have to make sure you look good, find the right fit,
and lastly – wonder if he was impressive enough to give him some of that ripe booty.
Wolves and Foxes don’t date anymore.
We kind of just fuck our way into things.
No going to a low-key restaurant and getting to know each other.
Maybe even go grab drinks at a sports bar and talk.
It is date at the crib, boil some sausages, and then deep throat the Wolf’s other sausage.
You know how it goes these days.






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