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how to lose friends and alienate people for thanksgiving

i was all set to head down to brooklyn for thanksgiving.
my home-vixen i use to work with,
one that i haven’t seen in a hot minute,
was throwing a small get-together at her crib.
the issue i was having was how i was getting down there.
she promised me a ride,
but in case that fell through,
i was gonna hop in an uber.

I wasn’t doing MTA at all

we have been watching the rona news carefully.
new yawk has been starting to spike something stupid.
cuomo was talking about gatherings only having 10 people.
well,
she sent me this today…

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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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the hasidic jewish community had brooklyn looking like a scene outta gotham city last night

new yawk is more and more starting to look like gotham these days.
crime is on the rise and we have no batman to rescue us.
if we wanna really go there,
the whole country is being held hostage by the joker.
only a super villain would hold stimulus checks ransom if he doesn’t get another term.
vote or die.
literally.
he has created so much chaos that the civilians are starting to rebel.
here in new yawk,
cuomo and de blasio have started shutting down various communities due to the rona rise.
the hasidic jewish community wasn’t feeling it so they went full “arkham city” last night…

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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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how a jamaican can kill someone with garlic

i’ve heard some jamaican males are crazy.
i think that’s why sex with some of them can be so good.
they can have that “good ‘n’ crazy dick.
hell,
i’m bajan and i know some of my people are crazy.
this following story reeks of “west indian crazy“.
it involved ^that couple from bk,
odain nixon (left) and derrick williams (right),
and how his derrick was killed at a party

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she learned while she working, that jamaican pipe was daggering everyone

i don’t “do” going to collect my cheating man from his horz crib.
i been working all day and you repay me by fuckin’ someone else?
well this married vixen went to collect her hubby from his horz house in bk.
foxhole…
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