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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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how a jamaican can kill someone with garlic

i’ve heard some jamaican males are crazy.
i think that’s why sex with some of them can be so good.
they can have that “good ‘n’ crazy dick.
hell,
i’m bajan and i know some of my people are crazy.
this following story reeks of “west indian crazy“.
it involved ^that couple from bk,
odain nixon (left) and derrick williams (right),
and how his derrick was killed at a party

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she learned while she working, that jamaican pipe was daggering everyone

i don’t “do” going to collect my cheating man from his horz crib.
i been working all day and you repay me by fuckin’ someone else?
well this married vixen went to collect her hubby from his horz house in bk.
foxhole…
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When Prada Bags Fall On Train Tracks (And The Vixen Who Went To Get It)

in my life,
i know a vixen who jumped down on the tracks to get her phone.
i often wondered what i would do if something i own fell down there?
facts,
but i would probably cry.
this snow bunny knocked my phone clean out my paws the other day.
it nearly fell on the tracks.
i felt myself reacting.
she didn’t even apologize or offer to pick it up.
well a vixen jumped down on the tracks to get her bag last week.
a vix-bi sent me what happened to her via “the ny daily news”
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I Was Told There’d Be Punches and Spit on The C Train

you know what’s funny?
i asked someone the other day:

“can you bring a gun on the train?”

not that i was,
but i wanted to know how safe were we on the mta.
that’s new yawk’s train system.
well they responded a shocking “yes”.
so those metal things i go through aren’t detecting weapons?
duly noted.
well a f-bi sent me this article today of more homophobic drama in new yawk.
this time,
it’s on the c train in brooklawn via the ny daily news
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Don’t Feed The Jackals (A Free Meal)

this is not a picture of a group auditioning for chris brown’s tour.
this is a group of jackals jumpin’ someone
for offering to pay for their meal.
for free.
an f-bi sent me the story from the ny daily news and well…
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