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so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?

   Published Date: December 11, 2024  1 Comment on so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

…which makes him even sexier.
of course,
a health screening for him because my Foxhole comes first,
but once he clears that then it’s cowboy hats and saddles.

I’m ready to ride the triflin’ stallion into the sunset so he can be gone by sunrise.

1 thought on “so martell holt is a “two lanes; one stallion” kind of ride?”

  1. The real tea would be if he’s a strict bottom. I haven’t heard anything, and I barely know who he is BUT I wouldn’t be surprised if he was.

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