i know she is never gonna touch weed,
a vape pen,
or listen to any songs about drug use again.
she might say fuck all this and become a jehovah’s witness.
i would too.
can you imagine being in a war-torn country,
eating an assortment of flavorless slop,
while building a train track that probably goes to nowhere?
nightmare fuel.
i’ve been thinking about brittney griner lately but i got news today that…
Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.
She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home. pic.twitter.com/FmHgfzrcDT— President Biden (@POTUS) December 8, 2022
She is on the way home!
kudos biden!
trying to get that reelect,
huh?
i thought she would be forgotten like every other trending news story.
i’m sure she has learned her lesson through this awful situation tho.
i can collectively font that the smart american travelers have.
Other countries don’t gaf what Americans do over here.
Follow their rules or die eating flavorless slop for a decade.
your choice.
put it in your reminders app.
a baller wolf who plays for the cowboys,
micah parsons,
decided to choose violence over brittney’s release.
in an alleged deleted tweet:
to which he responded:
My last tweet was no shot at Brittney Griner. I’m super happy she’s back home as she should be. I just have family who have served and it’s crazy to me the President wouldn’t bring him home too. I’m the furthest thing from a trump supporter but I’m not a fan of Biden either.
— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) December 8, 2022
hmm.
the good news is after he randomly becomes a free agent next year,
he can always get a new career at fox news!
they are always looking for new talent.
Wow. I was worried she wouldn’t survive the 9 years.
I want to travel, but I’m either at risk for being Black or being gay. I feel like I need to be a celebrity so if something happens somebody will care, because….
Was very welcome news, indeed.