city fox in the cul-de-sac cubicle

it’s giving:

“City Fox moves to suburbs and gets job at local bar.
while working at local bar,
he mingles with the locals but one suburbia Wolf catches his eye.
while working at the bar,
City Fox and Suburbia Wolf meet and during some wacky adventures,
mishaps,
and a little tom foolery,
they end up falling in love and they live happily ever after.”

season 27 is City Fox and Suburbia Wolf move in together.
that causes some more wacky adventures,
mishaps,
and a little tom foolery
as well.

i can dream in all the delulu,
can i?

seriously tho,
after much searching and stressing

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please hide all vapes and weed from brittney griner once she gets back in town. (thanks)

i know she is never gonna touch weed,
a vape pen,
or listen to any songs about drug use again.
she might say fuck all this and become a jehovah’s witness.
i would too.
can you imagine being in a war-torn country,
eating an assortment of flavorless slop,
while building a train track that probably goes to nowhere?

nightmare fuel.
i’ve been thinking about brittney griner lately but i got news today that…

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Mi Makes A Move

tumblr_static_a3z7984pdygok0ow0gg0sk4ogi just woke up to the smell of something good.
i was hungry too.
thankfully not hanging over.
when i walked out my room,
mi was in the middle of making breakfast.
she also had some news
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