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Foxhole,
what a weekend.
the headlines were buzzing with many celebrity deaths,
but the biggest story?

Our ever-no-subtle Trump.

that attention jackal made sure to dominate the weekend with his close call.
okay,
assassination attempt.
what’s wild is he didn’t turn his head…

He could have been history and made it all in the same last breath.

it makes you wonder if that was one of those life moments where,
if it had gone left instead of right…

Would it have changed everything?

people have been saying life hasn’t been the same since 2016.
that was the year they killed harambe and yes,
we will continue to say/font that gorilla’s name!
( x read about him here )

and now that we know the shooter was a young republican jackal…

What does this mean for the future?

i know some were foaming at the mouth for it to be black,
brown,
or undocumented.
nope.

“It’s just like us!
“It’s just like us!”

so does this mean they’re going to war with themselves?
or will they somehow spin this to blame biden and the democrats?

last night,
i dreamed i was actually in the right timeline.
it felt real.
my life was absolutely perfect.
i was getting to know a wolf in texts that i’ve been fiending to ride,
my career was poppington,
and i was boarding a private jet to vegas with kim kardashian before i woke up.
please don’t ask because i don’t know.

Maybe there are alternate timelines out there.

…and the one we’re in is a simulation that we should have chosen better.

lowkey: i still say we’re in purgatory and until we make the right choices,
we’ll be stuck in this timeline.
imagine if reagan wasn’t voted it at all?
imagine if both of the bush son/father duo lost?
what would things be like today?