I Like Long Walks On The Beach and The Doggy Style Position

Hurricane Irene was a over hyped bitch.

Yeah I said it.
Well, for some areas of the Concrete Forest, she was.
My area was no more than a breeze and a splash.
Other cities and states felt her wrath and she left a lot of damage.
Over here however, we waiting for an after shock that will never happen.

Crazy thing, I was home alone all weekend.
I was twiddling my thumbs, reading shit online, talking in emails, and watching A LOT of porn.
I am pretty much porned out for these next few days.
(yeah right)

I was telling Star Fox that I was going to set up an online account on BGC or A4A…
or both of them… and go Wolf huntin…


I wanted to try something new and find a date.
Nothing to crazy and not so sexual.
Go out for coffee or maybe even go see a movie.
You know, a Foxy type of situation.

I told him that on Friday because I just knew the storm would have everyone online.
Well, it is Sunday and I still haven’t set that up.
Every time I would go to set it up, my mind would drift and I would go do something else.
I even went and did some jumping jacks when a thought occurred.

A Fox is so exhausted from online sexing dating .
After the last couple of incidents, I almost break out in hives even thinking of setting up an account.
So when a thought occurred,
I would go do jumping jacks, cartwheels, or whatever else to keep my hands occupied…

But I started to wonder if maybe I am being too pessimistic?
Are there good Wolves lurking online who are looking for me?
But I feel everything online is looks, stats, and when can I stick your dick in my ear.
I have the looks and the stats, but I do not want to hear when he is about to cum.

Sort of over it.

So I had to ask:

Do you guys still have online accounts?

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

10 thoughts on “I Like Long Walks On The Beach and The Doggy Style Position

  1. … and back to the topic at hand. I don’t have any online accounts so i dont really know whats going on there. I wonder about the move from bgc to twitter and if perhaps thats now the way to go to meet men?

  2. I’ll be quite honest and say on websites like BGC dudes looking for anything other than a quick but are few and far between…as in virtually non-existent. Hell, I used to be one of those dudes, and I still am from time to time.

    The dudes who tell you these “sex” sites are what you made and all that shit probably just aren’t getting any action to begin with.

  3. I have a love/hate relationship with a4a but I recently opened up my account. Found a nice regular piece to stick my dick in. But it’s still pretty damn flaky and superficial.

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